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Andrew J. Eisenman
@andrewjeisenman.bsky.social
Writer not a Poster // Filmmaker and Film Critic // Member @ncfilmcritics.bsky.social //
Contributor @elmntsofmadness.bsky.social
Oh Trump did something in 2008
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
JAY KELLY: God I love george Clooney. This is going to be overshadowed by it’s overlap with SENTIMENTAL VALUE and BABYLON, but the inciting incident and what it reveals makes Jay Kelly one of my favorite protagonists of the year.
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Bumping for the morning crew
Softlaunching my own newsletter on @beehiiv.com — PONTIFICATOR! with my review of Edgar Wright’s THE RUNNING MAN, a film that’s really fun but not quite great.

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November 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Now Seated for Jelly Kelly
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Softlaunching my own newsletter on @beehiiv.com — PONTIFICATOR! with my review of Edgar Wright’s THE RUNNING MAN, a film that’s really fun but not quite great.

Subscribe and such.

www.pontificator.org/p/the-runnin...
November 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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"What's the point of standards?" is the question our era is destined to answer. Thoroughly.

From Dear Leader all the way down to beat cops and schoolteachers; from internet-poisoned billionaires' Very Online pet hack journos, down to rando shitpoasters.
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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If you have a book lover in your life, Woodworking by Emily St. James would make a wonderful holiday gift. The hardcover edition is quite handsome. There are desks on the cover!

bookshop.org/p/books/wood...
Woodworking
Check out Woodworking - <b>LONGLISTED FOR THE CENTER FOR FICTION FIRST NOVEL PRIZE 2025<br><br>&ldquo;Writing a funny book is hard. Writing a convincing takedown of one of America&rsquo;s most popular...
bookshop.org
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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so much suffering and sacrifice only to to agree to terms that will beget more suffering and sacrifice.
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I would like Dek from PREDATOR: BADLANDS to meet Jake Sully please and thank you. I know that this film was all about Alien and Predator stuff, but I would prefer he met Jake Sully. I think they’d be friends.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Plugging for the Saturday readers, CHRISTY is a frustrating failure of a film, and Katy O’Brien and Merritt Wever are the only performances that really work. In theaters now. My full review:

elementsofmadness.com/2025/11/06/c...
Boxing movie “Christy” polishes everything about Christy Martin’s story to a bland finish.
Christy, David Michôd, Mirrah Foulkes, Katherine Fugate, Sydney Sweeney, Ben Foster, Merritt Wever, Katy O'Brian, Ethan Embry, drama, adaptation, Black Bear, Anonymous Content, Christy Martin
elementsofmadness.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Look, it will be a tough pill for many to swallow, but for the good of the country Democrats must work in a spirit of bipartisanship to advance the president’s policy priorities of making private insurance illegal and eliminating the filibuster.
“In other words, take from the BIG, BAD Insurance Companies, give it to the people, and terminate, per Dollar spent, the worst Healthcare anywhere in the World, ObamaCare.”
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
CHRISTY is an unfortunate huge miss for me. Boxing films are my weakness but it’s clear that Sweeney was the only person who had an angle on the material.
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
BAGONIA: Yorgos made his TARGETS and I am aaaaallll about that.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ok when’s the John Denver movie and will it include his appearance on The Muppet Show
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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This Friday, a new Jonah Feingold project releases in select NYC theaters: 31 CANDLES.

EoM Contributor @andrewjeisenman.bsky.social says, "In an era where dating is commodified by corporations, 31 Candles is a rom-com for our time, breaking down the men who expect love to arrive customized."
“31 Candles” illuminates male loneliness.
31 Candles, Jonah Feingold, JSarah Coffey, Jackie Sandler, Judy Gold, Megan Bitchell, comedy, romance, Level 33 Entertainment,
elementsofmadness.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Wake up New York City, something actually important is happening:

Jonah Feingold’s very good rom-com 31 CANDLES arrives this weekend!

Read the full review 👇🗽🕎🎄❤️
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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why is this mayoral election different than all other mayoral elections?

in all other mayoral elections, we get to see andrew cuomo lose but once. but in this mayoral elections, we get to see him lose *twice*.
July 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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watching the Mamdani campaign from afar during the primary, so many things were impressive, among them the incredible work his online video team was doing to spread the message in fun, creative, educational, invigorating ways that spoke to people

this is my story about how they did it
Selling Zohran | Defector
On a cool Sunday in November, a few days after Donald Trump’s re-election, Zohran Mamdani stood on a street corner in Jamaica, Queens, holding up a hastily drawn cardboard sign that read “DID YOU VOTE...
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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For any unfamiliar with the quality of journalism at Teen Vogue, it's well known for hard-hitting stories on "politically sensitive" topics including climate.

Then there's CBS: the only major network to increase climate coverage in the last few years. They just axed nearly their whole climate team.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM