Andrew
@andrewamc.bsky.social
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My son just walked in on me doing my self affirmation in front of the mirror, so embarrassed
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
My son just walked in on me doing my self affirmation in front of the mirror, so embarrassed
Did work experience in a pharmacy and I liked how neat all the boxes looked on the shelf in alphabetical order
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Did work experience in a pharmacy and I liked how neat all the boxes looked on the shelf in alphabetical order
Nothing hits like a Sunday night cocktail
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Nothing hits like a Sunday night cocktail
Woke up at 6am to our son quietly flooding the bathroom and two hours on my cortisol levels have just about returned to a normal level
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Woke up at 6am to our son quietly flooding the bathroom and two hours on my cortisol levels have just about returned to a normal level
Gay culture is your husband and your FWB meeting for the first time and hitting it off to a worrying extent 🫠
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Gay culture is your husband and your FWB meeting for the first time and hitting it off to a worrying extent 🫠
I don’t watch Strictly but I’ve just turned the TV on and who is this George character my goodness I’m damp
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I don’t watch Strictly but I’ve just turned the TV on and who is this George character my goodness I’m damp
If I have to be sat at soft play on a Saturday afternoon I at least make sure I’m sat close to the hottest dad
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If I have to be sat at soft play on a Saturday afternoon I at least make sure I’m sat close to the hottest dad
Just 5 working hours separate me from my lover (an Aperol Spritz)
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just 5 working hours separate me from my lover (an Aperol Spritz)
I can’t watch this Scotland game anymore I’m going to have to go for a lie down
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I can’t watch this Scotland game anymore I’m going to have to go for a lie down
I’m sure the only thing Christmas adverts on TV this early achieves is to make people stress about Christmas. It’s November 17th and I already feel like I’ve left Christmas shopping too late?
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I’m sure the only thing Christmas adverts on TV this early achieves is to make people stress about Christmas. It’s November 17th and I already feel like I’ve left Christmas shopping too late?
Was enjoying being married too much so we’ve played Overcooked on PlayStation and now can’t stand each other
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Was enjoying being married too much so we’ve played Overcooked on PlayStation and now can’t stand each other
I need to stop going to gigs, drinking 5 pints, then chatting shit to the band at the merch table
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I need to stop going to gigs, drinking 5 pints, then chatting shit to the band at the merch table
Each day, time drops a tiny death at your door x
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Each day, time drops a tiny death at your door x
Fucked my neck and even tilting my head back to drink a coffee is uncomfortable, aging is not for me
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Fucked my neck and even tilting my head back to drink a coffee is uncomfortable, aging is not for me
Uber Eats culture is gross, why am I sat in a restaurant with the waitress prioritising the driver picking his nose through the visor of his helmet over me?
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Uber Eats culture is gross, why am I sat in a restaurant with the waitress prioritising the driver picking his nose through the visor of his helmet over me?
I’ve been to the same guy a second time and he’s definitely got a bit of a fruity wrist, stay tuned for more
My barber is away and I go on holiday Thursday. Pray for me as I try a random Turkish barber 🫠
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’ve been to the same guy a second time and he’s definitely got a bit of a fruity wrist, stay tuned for more
This is it boys, winter coat having its first outing of the season
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This is it boys, winter coat having its first outing of the season
I’m at that age now where I only see my extended family at wakes
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m at that age now where I only see my extended family at wakes
Sad holiday hobby is looking at the heating app and seeing how cold the house is having had no heating for a week
October 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sad holiday hobby is looking at the heating app and seeing how cold the house is having had no heating for a week
One thing I can’t stand about Europe is they will literally put a urinal in the most conspicuous place going. You could be stood doing a wee whilst making eye contact with people in the restaurant
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One thing I can’t stand about Europe is they will literally put a urinal in the most conspicuous place going. You could be stood doing a wee whilst making eye contact with people in the restaurant
As someone with a specialist interest in men’s feet it’s quite a distracting environment
Arrived at our family friendly hotel in Tenerife and some (all) of the dads are 🫦
October 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
As someone with a specialist interest in men’s feet it’s quite a distracting environment
Cornettos are shite and I will die on this hill
October 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Cornettos are shite and I will die on this hill
Arrived at our family friendly hotel in Tenerife and some (all) of the dads are 🫦
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Arrived at our family friendly hotel in Tenerife and some (all) of the dads are 🫦
I will neither confirm nor deny my height and shoe size unless someone guesses both correctly. It is simply a fact that bears no relevance to the world
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I will neither confirm nor deny my height and shoe size unless someone guesses both correctly. It is simply a fact that bears no relevance to the world
Well done to my nana for outliving my grandad’s second wife by 3 weeks. She knew what she was doing
October 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Well done to my nana for outliving my grandad’s second wife by 3 weeks. She knew what she was doing