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amusedouche420.bsky.social
mars
@amusedouche420.bsky.social
hangin ten on the edge of the apocalypse

multifandom freak•”baby” truther•actual snob

https://archiveofourown.org/users/amusedouche/
Oh god I’m crying over Harry Potter again.
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Been reading a lot of reylo fics and I see it’s very common for ppl to do callback to dialogue from the movies which is funny to me bc those movies are just not well written
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“They talked about everything and nothing” WHAT DID THEY TALK ABOUT
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Bob Iger Die Challenge
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Casting a 9 year curse of impotence on every driver that has ever cut me off.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I have in fact been banned from playing Fortnite for the remainder of my pregnancy as my husband legitimately is afraid I will anger myself into preterm labor
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
borderline agoraphobic wishes ao3 comments had a like comment function. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING I DONT WANNA TALK.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
“He’s still a white cis man” as a discrediting comment of Ron Weasley’s character is probably the funniest thing I’m going to read today
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
“God I hate him so much” -said tenderly with the most affection about Jesse Eisenberg who I want to crack in half over my knee and other things….
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The biggest fumble in all of Harry Potter id that scene in HBP where Draco breaks Harry’s nose, coincidentally passing up on 1/3 of the deathly hallows
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
white leftists do something besides condescend to the marginalized groups you claim to advocate for challenge
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Pregnancy rage + GDT Frankenstein discourse has enabled me to not want to speak to another white woman for the next 20 years.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I was wrong it’s actually being 60k in like for this same 5k venue
Devastation is being 36k in line for concert tickets when the venue only hosts 5k……
November 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Devastation is being 36k in line for concert tickets when the venue only hosts 5k……
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
That scene in The Last Jedi where Kylo realizes Rey is in his quarters. Shorty may as well have been going through his underwear drawer.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Just found out the company that produces my favorite lipstick still does animal testing. This is worse than when I found out my favorite coconut milk brand has monkey labor.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“I hate myself for hating them” -Julian casablancas in on the other side but also me every time I meet a swiftie
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I should retitle my Wednesday fic from Wednesday’s Got a Gun, to How to Pick Locks: the Wednesday Addams Story. Anyway, chapter 10 out now. #wyler #weyler archiveofourown.org/works/712340...
Wednesday's Got a Gun - Chapter 1 - amusedouche - Wednesday (TV 2022) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I saw new moon in theaters last night and let me share my favorite detail: when Edward shows up in a two piece suit , sans tie, to break up with Bella, he isn’t wearing a belt, which in my mind makes total sense for his character bc why would a person with perfectly tailored pants need a belt?
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Yeah okay fine I’ll promote my Wednesday fic. Freaky latinas rise up. Wednesday’s Got A Gun Chapter 9, click here. archiveofourown.org/works/712340...

#weyler #wyler
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I legitimately get tears in my eyes every time I watch video of the guy in the orange jacket dance to scheibe with Gaga
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
The lioness does not concern herself with hits:kudos ratios. The lioness writes for enjoyment and self-fulfillment.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Reposted by mars
All the Devils Are Here
by @amusedouche420.bsky.social
Draco/Hermione
not rated | 4.8k words | wip

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/722431...
October 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
i fucking love Steely Dan
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“What are people commenting that they get strikes on their accounts? I comment some pretty mean shit and have never gotten a strike.”
“Babe, you think the worst thing someone could call you is stupid so the majority of your comments are just calling people dumb. Some people call people slurs….”
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM