Adam Messner
@amessner.bsky.social
Democrat, Microsoft Excel nerd, accountant, dad, reader, video game player, hacky artist and woodworker.
"If you are kind and you work hard, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
"If you are kind and you work hard, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Granddaughter of a Navy vet. Daughter of a Navy vet. Mother of an Army soldier.
Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…
Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…
May 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Granddaughter of a Navy vet. Daughter of a Navy vet. Mother of an Army soldier.
Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…
Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…
BIRDBRAIN OF ALCATRAZ
Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison
Mad King Donny can’t separate reality from fantasy
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May 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
BIRDBRAIN OF ALCATRAZ
Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
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I have a small favour to ask of my American followers. 🇺🇲🇨🇦
Canadians are going to the polls tomorrow. Prime Minister Mark Carney (Liberal) vs. Maple MAGA Polievre.
We've always been there with you against Trump.
Can you show us a little love and like and repost this?
Canadians are going to the polls tomorrow. Prime Minister Mark Carney (Liberal) vs. Maple MAGA Polievre.
We've always been there with you against Trump.
Can you show us a little love and like and repost this?
a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a microphone with her hands folded in prayer and says `` can i getta amen '' .
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April 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I have a small favour to ask of my American followers. 🇺🇲🇨🇦
Canadians are going to the polls tomorrow. Prime Minister Mark Carney (Liberal) vs. Maple MAGA Polievre.
We've always been there with you against Trump.
Can you show us a little love and like and repost this?
Canadians are going to the polls tomorrow. Prime Minister Mark Carney (Liberal) vs. Maple MAGA Polievre.
We've always been there with you against Trump.
Can you show us a little love and like and repost this?
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A useful cheat sheet “I never unfriend people over politics”
(h/t; mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/...)
(h/t; mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/...)
March 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
A useful cheat sheet “I never unfriend people over politics”
(h/t; mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/...)
(h/t; mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/...)
If you have a few extra bucks a month, please consider sending them to this nice lady and her news analysis website, so she can keep paying her writers and feeding her adorable children. Thank you.
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Sign Up Bitchez, Wonkette Needs YOU.
You know how I always promised I'd let you know when we really need it? Hi.
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April 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you have a few extra bucks a month, please consider sending them to this nice lady and her news analysis website, so she can keep paying her writers and feeding her adorable children. Thank you.
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A refresher on Donald Trump’s Rules for Governing:
Step 1: Create crisis
Step 2: Blame Democrats
Step 3: Rant on Truth Social
Step 4: Profit from crisis
Step 5: Claim to resolve crisis
Step 6: Declare victory
Step 7: Golf
Step 8: Repeat
Step 1: Create crisis
Step 2: Blame Democrats
Step 3: Rant on Truth Social
Step 4: Profit from crisis
Step 5: Claim to resolve crisis
Step 6: Declare victory
Step 7: Golf
Step 8: Repeat
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A refresher on Donald Trump’s Rules for Governing:
Step 1: Create crisis
Step 2: Blame Democrats
Step 3: Rant on Truth Social
Step 4: Profit from crisis
Step 5: Claim to resolve crisis
Step 6: Declare victory
Step 7: Golf
Step 8: Repeat
Step 1: Create crisis
Step 2: Blame Democrats
Step 3: Rant on Truth Social
Step 4: Profit from crisis
Step 5: Claim to resolve crisis
Step 6: Declare victory
Step 7: Golf
Step 8: Repeat
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Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
April 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.
Can we charge Elon Musk with murder for this?
Eight people in South Sudan, including five children, died on a three-hour walk to seek medical treatment for cholera after US aid cuts forced local health services to close, the UK-based charity Save the Children said reut.rs/3E9kB27
South Sudan cholera patients died walking to clinic after US cut aid, charity says
Eight people in South Sudan, including five children, died on a three-hour walk to seek medical treatment for cholera after U.S. aid cuts forced local health services to close, the UK-based charity Save the Children said on Wednesday.
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April 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Can we charge Elon Musk with murder for this?
“With Trump’s extraordinary tariffs now threatening the global economy, some of those who once cheered on his dictatorial impulses are now recalling the checks and balances they were previously willing to undermine.”
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April 8, 2025
Stocks were up early today as traders put their hopes in Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s suggestion that the Trump administration was open to negotiations for lowering Trump’s proposed tariffs.
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April 9, 2025 at 10:20 AM
“With Trump’s extraordinary tariffs now threatening the global economy, some of those who once cheered on his dictatorial impulses are now recalling the checks and balances they were previously willing to undermine.”
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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Every single Republican is responsible for the destruction we are seeing now. They could stop it and choose not to. We waste a lot of time criticizing Democrats because we have given up on republicans to such a degree we don’t even expect anything from them anymore
April 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Every single Republican is responsible for the destruction we are seeing now. They could stop it and choose not to. We waste a lot of time criticizing Democrats because we have given up on republicans to such a degree we don’t even expect anything from them anymore
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This is @MarshaBlackburn & @SenatorHagerty & @AndyOgles & @RepMarkGreen & @RepTimBurchett & @RepHarshbarger & @RepJohnRose & @RepDavidKustoff & @DesJarlaisTN04 & @RepChuck’s crash too
April 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is @MarshaBlackburn & @SenatorHagerty & @AndyOgles & @RepMarkGreen & @RepTimBurchett & @RepHarshbarger & @RepJohnRose & @RepDavidKustoff & @DesJarlaisTN04 & @RepChuck’s crash too
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Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.
April 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.
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Trump’s tariffs aren’t an economic policy—they’re a protection racket.
He’s turning the US into a mafia state that shakes people down, plunders our tax dollars to enrich his billionaire oligarch friends, and punishes his political opponents.
He’s turning the US into a mafia state that shakes people down, plunders our tax dollars to enrich his billionaire oligarch friends, and punishes his political opponents.
April 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trump’s tariffs aren’t an economic policy—they’re a protection racket.
He’s turning the US into a mafia state that shakes people down, plunders our tax dollars to enrich his billionaire oligarch friends, and punishes his political opponents.
He’s turning the US into a mafia state that shakes people down, plunders our tax dollars to enrich his billionaire oligarch friends, and punishes his political opponents.
“Tariffs are not economic policy. They are political weapons.”
What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya!
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What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya!
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What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya!
Spoiler, they're about destroying democracy. NOT about the economy.
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April 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Tariffs are not economic policy. They are political weapons.”
What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya!
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What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya!
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JD Vance And Karoline Leavitt Are Evil, Lying Assholes
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JD Vance And Karoline Leavitt Are Evil, Lying Assholes
Debunking every word out of these MAGA Nazis' mouths about the immigrants Trump ACCIDENTALLY deported.
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April 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
JD Vance And Karoline Leavitt Are Evil, Lying Assholes
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What you were seeing is the first steps in social murder on a scale that has not been seen in generations. The Republicans and those who have capitulated will have millions of deaths on their hands by the time this is done this is the first shot in a war against society and the most at risk.
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
What you were seeing is the first steps in social murder on a scale that has not been seen in generations. The Republicans and those who have capitulated will have millions of deaths on their hands by the time this is done this is the first shot in a war against society and the most at risk.
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Jeff Tiedrich: “look, Elon. do you want to be liked? build a library. fund a cure for cancer.”
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oh noes! Elon’s having another Big Sad. boo fucking hoo
’nobody likes me, wah wah wah’
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March 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Jeff Tiedrich: “look, Elon. do you want to be liked? build a library. fund a cure for cancer.”
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Are eggs cheaper yet?
Is the war in Ukraine over?
Did we acquire Greenland?
Is the stock market up?
Did we win the trade war?
Did DOGE fix anything?
Trump sucks
Is the war in Ukraine over?
Did we acquire Greenland?
Is the stock market up?
Did we win the trade war?
Did DOGE fix anything?
Trump sucks
March 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Are eggs cheaper yet?
Is the war in Ukraine over?
Did we acquire Greenland?
Is the stock market up?
Did we win the trade war?
Did DOGE fix anything?
Trump sucks
Is the war in Ukraine over?
Did we acquire Greenland?
Is the stock market up?
Did we win the trade war?
Did DOGE fix anything?
Trump sucks
@daveshumka.bsky.social Just listened to the latest SPY boco. I’m an American and I love deep Canadian content. It’s fascinating to me that certain things can be so popular in Canada yet totally obscure here. You and Graham truly are the kings of boco.
March 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
@daveshumka.bsky.social Just listened to the latest SPY boco. I’m an American and I love deep Canadian content. It’s fascinating to me that certain things can be so popular in Canada yet totally obscure here. You and Graham truly are the kings of boco.
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I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired.
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
March 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired.
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵
It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵