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Ambrose
@ambrosestallion.bsky.social
Maryland Horse. Neigh. Taken

Enjoy the JayPEGs
"How do you feel about vibecoding?"

-Job interviewer who asks worrying questions, 2025
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Currently watching ET for the first time. Kinda weird how quickly Elliot's brothers jumped up & grabbed knives to go kill ET
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Girl breakfast 💅
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Julio & Poncho - Ch4 Pg10
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
20% cooler
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Yet another way Trump is screwing working families: this was a FREE tool we set up so folks could file taxes directly, without paying an expensive service. So who does cancelling it benefit? The answer is not working Americans, but it sure is big corporations who profit off them.
IRS to States: Direct File Tool Is a No-Go for Next Tax Season
The IRS told its state partners this week that the Biden-era Direct File tool won’t be offered for the 2026 tax filing season.
news.bloombergtax.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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It's a K-shaped market over the past month.

Mag 7 +5.4%
Equal-weighted S&P 500 -2.1%
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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It’s clear who the aggressors are. Keep remaining nonviolent, and record EVERYTHING. All of these masked ICE thugs will be held accountable.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Daylight savings ends. The horse world mourns :<
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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He's all the candy *I* need. 😳

#FursuitFriday
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October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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fursuit head stolen out of my car.
if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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"To any governors or state legislators out there... if you are in a position where you have the power to redraw your maps... if you have the ability to meet this moment with the urgency that it deserves, I'm calling on you to do exactly what we're doing in California and to fight fire with fire."
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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i want someone to ask mike johnson "should we be worried that you are always learning the news at your own press conferences, which is exactly when you are supposed to be answering questions about the news"
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Day 25 -- Fortune Teller

"Annnd BAM! Aww. Death card again. Bum luck."
"Does Mom know you're doing this occult stuff?"
"Does Mom know you let me drink espresso?"
"...Touche."
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Return of the Horse Embarrasser
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Our new health insurance premium feels more like a shakedown‼️

Thank you, @politicsgirl.bsky.social , for sharing your story. You’re right—there are millions like you.

Our new premium is over $3K/month for a family of three. Could we scrape it together? Maybe. Should we have to? No.

1/2
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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終わりなき鼻フリフリ
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
House: spook'd
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM