Alyssa
@alyssabrette.bsky.social
33 | Artsy and obsessed with TSwift, pop girlies, cute animals and whales 🐋, movies and books | Chronically sick | KC & Indy N2 ✨
Health providers: why do you deserve for me to treat you with this treatment that your doctor prescribed you?
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
July 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Health providers: why do you deserve for me to treat you with this treatment that your doctor prescribed you?
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
Me: idk, bc it was prescribed?
HP: I’m going to check my magic 8 ball & either you will owe $262 or you will receive terrible care & have to try another provider
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Between the new Lady Gaga album and the new Chappell Roan song I'm really bopping out during the authoritarian nightmare.
March 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Between the new Lady Gaga album and the new Chappell Roan song I'm really bopping out during the authoritarian nightmare.
How am I supposed to recover from All The Young Dudes 😭 what do you mean it’s overrrr. this is the most beautiful story of chronic illness, of discovering you’re queer, of being someone’s secret & then turning it into something more. Remus Lupin… “the gravity of him, and the lightness of him.”😭😭
March 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
How am I supposed to recover from All The Young Dudes 😭 what do you mean it’s overrrr. this is the most beautiful story of chronic illness, of discovering you’re queer, of being someone’s secret & then turning it into something more. Remus Lupin… “the gravity of him, and the lightness of him.”😭😭
do you ever wear an outfit that you think is pretty innocuous and then everyone comments on it? Like damn I AM BEING PERCEIVED
March 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
do you ever wear an outfit that you think is pretty innocuous and then everyone comments on it? Like damn I AM BEING PERCEIVED
I may feel like I’m dying from the flu but I’m going to see Halsey in June!!! finally!!! 💞😭
February 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I may feel like I’m dying from the flu but I’m going to see Halsey in June!!! finally!!! 💞😭
Peanut is a little queen of Philly, with no tail, a skin condition, anxiety and a love of cardboard 💗
February 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Peanut is a little queen of Philly, with no tail, a skin condition, anxiety and a love of cardboard 💗
I bought heart shaped pillows last weekend and I guess they were for this 💗cutie pie💗 all along
February 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I bought heart shaped pillows last weekend and I guess they were for this 💗cutie pie💗 all along
I wanna be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate… ✨💗 #LoverCardigan
January 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I wanna be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate… ✨💗 #LoverCardigan
I’m pretty sure my coworkers who passed their one year anniversaries in January got flower bouquets today and I, who had their SIX year anniversary, received diddly squat. I am one of the longest tenured members on this team, but that’s fine. I’ll just be at my desk.
a man in a black shirt and tie is writing on a notebook
ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie is writing on a notebook
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January 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m pretty sure my coworkers who passed their one year anniversaries in January got flower bouquets today and I, who had their SIX year anniversary, received diddly squat. I am one of the longest tenured members on this team, but that’s fine. I’ll just be at my desk.
I just found out the benefit I’m going to later this month is going to have a guitar SIGNED BY TAYLOR in their silent auction 🥺💕 there’s no way I’ll get it but maybe I’ll get to see it!! 😭
January 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just found out the benefit I’m going to later this month is going to have a guitar SIGNED BY TAYLOR in their silent auction 🥺💕 there’s no way I’ll get it but maybe I’ll get to see it!! 😭
How do you handle photo storage on your phones?? I’m almost out of room on (free) Google Photos; I’m paying for iCloud but I hate it but I feel like I need it bc the free can’t hold a phone back up. But do I need that?? What if my phone gets stolen or lost? Crying. Why is this so hard.
January 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
How do you handle photo storage on your phones?? I’m almost out of room on (free) Google Photos; I’m paying for iCloud but I hate it but I feel like I need it bc the free can’t hold a phone back up. But do I need that?? What if my phone gets stolen or lost? Crying. Why is this so hard.
I’ve made a list of personal to-dos for the first quarter, which I seem to do every year, but I am *determined* to get them done this time. Mostly because half of them are meant to bring me joy and keep me out of a depressy state during the bitter winter months 🥲
January 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’ve made a list of personal to-dos for the first quarter, which I seem to do every year, but I am *determined* to get them done this time. Mostly because half of them are meant to bring me joy and keep me out of a depressy state during the bitter winter months 🥲
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
I was originally hoping to go out for NYE, but everyone was sick/busy. I so appreciate that my husband is on board when I concoct a way to reinvent a night in 😅. We whipped out the T-Pain cocktail book, turned on movies/TV and made 2025 bingo cards.
January 1, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I was originally hoping to go out for NYE, but everyone was sick/busy. I so appreciate that my husband is on board when I concoct a way to reinvent a night in 😅. We whipped out the T-Pain cocktail book, turned on movies/TV and made 2025 bingo cards.
Not me saying I might volunteer at a wild bird sanctuary only to start reading about bird flu 💀 the universe really told me to sit my immunocompromised ass down
December 28, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Not me saying I might volunteer at a wild bird sanctuary only to start reading about bird flu 💀 the universe really told me to sit my immunocompromised ass down
Merry Christmas Eve from Miss Guinevere and her ✨new✨ alien stuffy. She will protec this planet with her life!! Unless there is peanut butter!! Then it’s anyone’s guess!
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Merry Christmas Eve from Miss Guinevere and her ✨new✨ alien stuffy. She will protec this planet with her life!! Unless there is peanut butter!! Then it’s anyone’s guess!
my hair stylist quit (that’s big for a curly girl!!). My expensive earring fell out in a restaurant. My family is stressin’ and depressy. Tis the season for me to feel like knots in my stomach. 🙃
Siri, play Merry Christmas, please don’t call!!!
Siri, play Merry Christmas, please don’t call!!!
December 24, 2024 at 4:22 AM
my hair stylist quit (that’s big for a curly girl!!). My expensive earring fell out in a restaurant. My family is stressin’ and depressy. Tis the season for me to feel like knots in my stomach. 🙃
Siri, play Merry Christmas, please don’t call!!!
Siri, play Merry Christmas, please don’t call!!!
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I’m still thinking about the couple I saw standing in front of a church yesterday — she was in an elegant, rich green gown with gold accents, with fake presents framed around her, and he in a pristine suit, and he was snapping pics of her posing. Like that IS love, that IS the vibe to bring!!
December 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I’m still thinking about the couple I saw standing in front of a church yesterday — she was in an elegant, rich green gown with gold accents, with fake presents framed around her, and he in a pristine suit, and he was snapping pics of her posing. Like that IS love, that IS the vibe to bring!!
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whenever people answer like “eh, can’t complain!” it’s like ok try harder then. It’s so easy and often fun
December 17, 2024 at 11:51 PM
whenever people answer like “eh, can’t complain!” it’s like ok try harder then. It’s so easy and often fun
I’m going to be tossing my hair like Galinda from now on
a woman with green hair is standing next to another woman
ALT: a woman with green hair is standing next to another woman
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December 18, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I’m going to be tossing my hair like Galinda from now on
I rescued this poor pup tonight who was dumped in my neighborhood 😢 he is so timid and sweet
December 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
I rescued this poor pup tonight who was dumped in my neighborhood 😢 he is so timid and sweet
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Vaccination/Immunization is at a tipping point. We have to call our Senators.
December 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Vaccination/Immunization is at a tipping point. We have to call our Senators.
It’s very weird to know that Taylor Swift is just in Kansas City sometimes. Like whatdoyamean she’s in my town? Like we’re not going to cross paths but what if we DID?
December 12, 2024 at 8:26 PM
It’s very weird to know that Taylor Swift is just in Kansas City sometimes. Like whatdoyamean she’s in my town? Like we’re not going to cross paths but what if we DID?
I’m watching a holiday movie with one of the Riverdale actors and tell me why no one addressed the sheer size of this sandwich 😂💀 it’s the size of his head!!
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’m watching a holiday movie with one of the Riverdale actors and tell me why no one addressed the sheer size of this sandwich 😂💀 it’s the size of his head!!