Mickey Kuhns
@alternatemickey.bsky.social
I'm a card-carrying member of the intolerant left. We hate haters!
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Nobody’s out there calling him “President of Europe” — that’s pure Trump fantasyland. Unless there’s a secret EU mouse council whispering in his ear, the only voices saying that are the ones bouncing around inside his own head.
August 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Nobody’s out there calling him “President of Europe” — that’s pure Trump fantasyland. Unless there’s a secret EU mouse council whispering in his ear, the only voices saying that are the ones bouncing around inside his own head.
Stalin. Mao. Saddam. Mussolini. Kim Jong Un. When leaders’ faces become the symbol of the state, it’s not about service—it’s about loyalty to the ruler. That’s the territory America risks when federal buildings become billboards for Trump.
August 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Stalin. Mao. Saddam. Mussolini. Kim Jong Un. When leaders’ faces become the symbol of the state, it’s not about service—it’s about loyalty to the ruler. That’s the territory America risks when federal buildings become billboards for Trump.
“Trump promised to cut electricity prices in half. A year later, they’ve shot up instead. The only thing he’s slashing is the truth.”
August 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Trump promised to cut electricity prices in half. A year later, they’ve shot up instead. The only thing he’s slashing is the truth.”
Trump rants about his “Consultational Right” (not a thing) to appoint judges. Fact: Constitution requires Senate consent, and the “blue slip” is a Senate custom both parties use. He’s mad Grassley won’t junk it so he can stack courts. The only thing outdated is Trump’s ego.
August 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Trump rants about his “Consultational Right” (not a thing) to appoint judges. Fact: Constitution requires Senate consent, and the “blue slip” is a Senate custom both parties use. He’s mad Grassley won’t junk it so he can stack courts. The only thing outdated is Trump’s ego.
“Funny how MAGA says Newsom is ‘juvenile’ for trolling Trump—when their hero built a career on name-calling and playground bullying. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Trump should be honored he’s finally being mocked with the same energy.”
August 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Funny how MAGA says Newsom is ‘juvenile’ for trolling Trump—when their hero built a career on name-calling and playground bullying. If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Trump should be honored he’s finally being mocked with the same energy.”
“Every day it’s the same delusion rerun: ‘highest polls ever,’ ‘ended wars,’ ‘knows more about grass,’ ‘greatest athlete.’ Trump just fills in the blank. It’s not leadership—it’s a fantasy routine for fans who want to believe he’s a legend.”
August 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“Every day it’s the same delusion rerun: ‘highest polls ever,’ ‘ended wars,’ ‘knows more about grass,’ ‘greatest athlete.’ Trump just fills in the blank. It’s not leadership—it’s a fantasy routine for fans who want to believe he’s a legend.”
“Cruz whining about who started gerrymandering is comedy gold. Texas has been the poster child for it for decades. #GaslightingTedCruz”
August 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
“Cruz whining about who started gerrymandering is comedy gold. Texas has been the poster child for it for decades. #GaslightingTedCruz”
“History doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes. Attacks on the press, stacked courts, scapegoating, propaganda, militarized police—1930s Germany or 2025 America? Pattern recognition isn’t paranoia. It’s survival.”
August 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
“History doesn’t repeat, but it rhymes. Attacks on the press, stacked courts, scapegoating, propaganda, militarized police—1930s Germany or 2025 America? Pattern recognition isn’t paranoia. It’s survival.”
Then they came for John Bolton
"It’s tempting to embrace fascist attacks on people you dislike or see as enemies, but if you let fascists build power, they’ll eventually get around to using it to come after someone you care about."
www.publicnotice.co/p/john-bolto...
"It’s tempting to embrace fascist attacks on people you dislike or see as enemies, but if you let fascists build power, they’ll eventually get around to using it to come after someone you care about."
www.publicnotice.co/p/john-bolto...
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Then they came for John Bolton
"It’s tempting to embrace fascist attacks on people you dislike or see as enemies, but if you let fascists build power, they’ll eventually get around to using it to come after someone you care about."
www.publicnotice.co/p/john-bolto...
"It’s tempting to embrace fascist attacks on people you dislike or see as enemies, but if you let fascists build power, they’ll eventually get around to using it to come after someone you care about."
www.publicnotice.co/p/john-bolto...
500k strong & growing—Newsom’s press office celebrates patriots for truth while trolling the ketchup king. This is how you fight chaos: facts, humor, and a vision for a better America.
August 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
500k strong & growing—Newsom’s press office celebrates patriots for truth while trolling the ketchup king. This is how you fight chaos: facts, humor, and a vision for a better America.
As a retired Master Sergeant, I approve this message… 👍🇺🇸👍
August 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
As a retired Master Sergeant, I approve this message… 👍🇺🇸👍
“Trump thinks journalism is a threat to democracy—unless it’s flattering him. Nothing screams ‘free speech’ like demanding the FCC silence critics.”
August 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“Trump thinks journalism is a threat to democracy—unless it’s flattering him. Nothing screams ‘free speech’ like demanding the FCC silence critics.”
It's Sunday so let's give a shout out to Trump & the GOP who are doing the Lord's work by taking food away from the hungry and healthcare from the sick, to give rich people bigger tax cuts.
August 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's Sunday so let's give a shout out to Trump & the GOP who are doing the Lord's work by taking food away from the hungry and healthcare from the sick, to give rich people bigger tax cuts.
Whatever is going on with his hand has spread to his brain…
August 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Whatever is going on with his hand has spread to his brain…
No Lies Detected…
August 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
No Lies Detected…
“As foretold, America is being taken without a single shot — undone from within.”
August 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“As foretold, America is being taken without a single shot — undone from within.”
Pentagon bends to Trump → Trump bends to Putin. Who’s really running U.S. policy?
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Pentagon bends to Trump → Trump bends to Putin. Who’s really running U.S. policy?
“Behold, the Mount Olympus of MAGA masculinity.”
August 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
“Behold, the Mount Olympus of MAGA masculinity.”