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Hey, I'm Gus and I like giant ladies. 🇨🇦
Everything here will likely be NSFW.

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#SizeSky #Giantess
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Ever? That's a really tough one...

I'll often make renders and think to myself "Yeah, this one is the best." That feeling changes though, and each one helps me practice or learn something new.

Here are a few favourites though:
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I'm so sorry for how late this is, but better late than never I guess 😆

Art train!

Since the end of the year's coming round, I'll post some of my favourite pieces from 2025!

And I nominate:
@allthesizepuns.bsky.social
@justasmidgen.bsky.social
@ednem.bsky.social
@godjirez.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Beeg mountain range
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Get you a girl who moans in Dolby ATMOS
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love my partner so much. They're so silly, and hot, and smart, and funny, and perfect.

I think I've been posting so little because I've been too busy kicking my feet and blushing while I think about them 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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big and loving it 🍒
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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you're honor, though millions died, my client is hot af. i rest my case... #sizesky
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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coming ashore
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Who's worse for a tiny person: the very big brat, or the even bigger ditz?
October 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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These gnats don't care one bit that their bombs and missiles are going to ruin her spotless tan. Rude!

Commission for the lovely @kirbysan3d.bsky.social 😇
October 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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👍
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Multi-size society social media

"Inchlings at the gym is goofy af 😂 nice pr high-protein snack 😂😂"

"I hate it when anyone under 100ft calls themselves giant. I can't even hear 'people' under 75ft scream when I step on their city"

"Girlfriend ate my landlord"
September 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your size shifting friend who obliterates a city or two every month for work.

(The kindest person you know)

(750k+ casualties)
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tiny, quivering, and whimpering in your captor's smotheringly huge palm.

To them you're simply the latest in a long line of fidget toys. Your life doesn't matter. It's fun to stim with your fragile little body and make you cum.

Once you stop being fun, they'll just break you and get a new one.
September 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Did you hear something?

#giantess #sizesky
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Your loving partner who is so big and destructive that they are legally classified as a natural disaster
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Size shifter who can also control other people's height. Making sure that, no matter what size they are, they're always a little taller than you.
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Adelina loves to bring back some toys for home when she visits your town 💜

#SizeArt #SizeSky #Giantess
September 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Love
thoughts on this dynamic? #sizesky
September 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Did you hear something?

#giantess #sizesky
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Automatic camera flash isn't always your friend

#giantess #sizesky
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Automatic camera flash isn't always your friend

#giantess #sizesky
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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😀
🍑
🏙️

Commission for @incognito847.bsky.social
#sizesky #giantess
September 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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What are friends but those who would instantly take advantage of us if we shrank or destroy our city if they grew?
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Some days you just want your life turned upside down by a colossal woman who kills as readily and easily as she breathes.
#sizesky
September 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is your daily reminder to lift heavy 💪

#giantess #sizesky
September 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM