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Allison Kemp
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A sucker for stories about music. 🎶 Strong feelings about bodily autonomy and civil rights. She/her.
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In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Is there a starter pack of creatives who talk about the craft & their process? My tl is 99% links to buy - which is great! - but I'm also interested in the work that goes into the work. You know? (Any genre, but music & writing would be especially nifty.)
a man playing a guitar and writing on a clipboard that says star-fuckers-inc.
ALT: a man playing a guitar and writing on a clipboard that says star-fuckers-inc.
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hey, Prime! I'm a read every single movie credit until the screen's blank kind of person. Stop auto-playing whatever you think I want to watch after "The End," because what I want to watch is the name of every single person who helped make what I just watched. Please & thank you.
a sign that says that 's all folks in white
ALT: a sign that says that 's all folks in white
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Severance, which was met with great fanfare when its first season aired in… um… [begins counting on fingers]… I’m going to say… 1978(?), returns for a second season this month
January 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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COSTCO 👏

The board’s response:

“Our Board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary. “
Costco Doubled Down On DEI As A Business Case. What We Can All Learn.
Costco is not here for the anti-DEI rhetoric, pushback or bullying. In a recent BOD meeting they double downed on DEI. Let's explore what they said & what we can learn.
www.forbes.com
December 30, 2024 at 6:37 PM
My great grandparents flirted over telegraph for months before ever meeting irl. They worked for the telegraph company & later had a machine in their home so they could message the neighbors. I thought it was magical! They'd love social media.
Telegrams were costly back in 1870. You paid by the letter.
So he said
"S, T, V, W"
What did he mean?
"Missing U."
December 31, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Only took Duolingo 356 days to finally teach something I can practice irl. Voici passive aggressive French.
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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Sometimes I have trouble remembering things because my brain won’t do what I want it to do, and sometimes I have trouble remembering things because I refused to write it down because I didn’t like the kind of pen that was available and that’s a pretty accurate snapshot of how I roll
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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Screenwriters, please don't use AI art to pitch your work. There's plenty of extant art you can use, and plenty of artists you can work with, and many will meet you where you are financially.

AI is bad for artists. AI is bad for the environment. And each time you use it, you're voting for more.
December 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Made lemon ricotta cookies for the first time because I had ricotta I needed to use. I will 💯 buy too much ricotta on purpose next time just for the cookies.
December 14, 2024 at 6:03 PM
True story: The kids are reminiscing about the best parenting advice we gave them. Their dad taught the importance of lifelong learning. I warned them that nobody likes an actually-er.
December 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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First up, the best deal of all:

🤯ALL 12 OF MY BOOKS FOR $20🤯

Classic fantasy, steamy queer fantasy romance, smutty dungeon crawls, meditation magic--this bundle has it all!

The Maer Cycle
The Weirdwater Confluence
The Time Before
& They of the West

itch.io/s/141169/the...
December 7, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Kid2 brought the first irl loud laughter of the day! omg 😆
December 9, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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‘The humanities offer us nothing of value’ say the people who are scared of a poem
December 6, 2024 at 6:33 AM
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Musk explains his X algorithm
December 5, 2024 at 10:18 AM
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barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia
jessica.substack.com/p/idaho-will...
An appeals court has ruled that Idaho can enforce most of its anti-abortion travel ban, making it the first state in the nation to do so.
Idaho Will Enforce Abortion Travel Ban
12.2.24
jessica.substack.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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For anyone on here already sick of Christmas songs, here's your ultimate antidote - a gut-wrenching song I wrote for Clive Stafford Smith's 'Justice League' about a young man due to be killed on Death Row for a crime he didn't commit. songwritingforsongwriters.bandcamp.com/track/never-...
December 4, 2024 at 9:22 AM
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South Korean lawmakers have already moved to impeach Yoon Suk Yeol after his martial law fiasco.

That’s what courage in the legislative branch looks like.

Too bad we have none of that here.
December 4, 2024 at 6:49 AM
My Christmas outfit is here!
December 3, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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You know the world is shite when you're disappointed that the big TikTok-promised alien sky battle didn't happen.
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Duolingo has French music lessons?! (Also, bite me, Duo, I did 3231 lessons so take your passive aggressive crocodile tears somewhere else.)
December 3, 2024 at 12:38 AM