My algorithm keeps showing me "easy flamenco guitar tutorial" videos which is weird because that is a phrase that shouldn't even exist because there is no such thing
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
My algorithm keeps showing me "easy flamenco guitar tutorial" videos which is weird because that is a phrase that shouldn't even exist because there is no such thing
I have somehow managed to be entirely separated from Wicked and i have no idea how
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I have somehow managed to be entirely separated from Wicked and i have no idea how
I'm pretty confident that lemon juice and cayenne pepper is not a secret health tonic, because that's just how I make lemonade and i am violently ill all the damn time
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I'm pretty confident that lemon juice and cayenne pepper is not a secret health tonic, because that's just how I make lemonade and i am violently ill all the damn time
My sister had a medical procedure done, and they asked her blood type just in case, she told them AB+, and they told her no
??????
??????
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
My sister had a medical procedure done, and they asked her blood type just in case, she told them AB+, and they told her no
??????
??????
If you stopped whatever sinus surgery I was having when I was little because it was about to go disastrously bad, please hit me up and tell me wtf we were doing
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If you stopped whatever sinus surgery I was having when I was little because it was about to go disastrously bad, please hit me up and tell me wtf we were doing
Got him a different ortho appointment, and the original one is dragging their feet to get me the imaging copies
GIVE ME HIS RECORDS, I KNOW HE'S ENTITLED
GIVE ME HIS RECORDS, I KNOW HE'S ENTITLED
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Got him a different ortho appointment, and the original one is dragging their feet to get me the imaging copies
GIVE ME HIS RECORDS, I KNOW HE'S ENTITLED
GIVE ME HIS RECORDS, I KNOW HE'S ENTITLED
So last week I was contemplating taking my winter clothes out of hibernation
(Yes I own winter clothes, I get cold at 70°)
But it's 85° out right now
(Yes I own winter clothes, I get cold at 70°)
But it's 85° out right now
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So last week I was contemplating taking my winter clothes out of hibernation
(Yes I own winter clothes, I get cold at 70°)
But it's 85° out right now
(Yes I own winter clothes, I get cold at 70°)
But it's 85° out right now
It's free turkey season but you have to buy a ham, and my god, I do not want a ham
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It's free turkey season but you have to buy a ham, and my god, I do not want a ham
So the doctor today prescribed me a basic nose spray for my ears, and I was like, yeah, i tried this already, and it was like, but were you in this extremely specific position when you did it and no, obviously not, so I did that and wow, that actually made a huge difference
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
So the doctor today prescribed me a basic nose spray for my ears, and I was like, yeah, i tried this already, and it was like, but were you in this extremely specific position when you did it and no, obviously not, so I did that and wow, that actually made a huge difference
"Stop using your dishwasher as a drying rack and use cascade detergent"
I'm using my dishwasher as a drying rack BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN, CASCADE
I'm using my dishwasher as a drying rack BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN, CASCADE
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Stop using your dishwasher as a drying rack and use cascade detergent"
I'm using my dishwasher as a drying rack BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN, CASCADE
I'm using my dishwasher as a drying rack BECAUSE IT'S BROKEN, CASCADE
Me: i need to make a will
My dad: a good idea
Me: who will get my designer cowbell
My dad: your what
My dad: a good idea
Me: who will get my designer cowbell
My dad: your what
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Me: i need to make a will
My dad: a good idea
Me: who will get my designer cowbell
My dad: your what
My dad: a good idea
Me: who will get my designer cowbell
My dad: your what
Please let me keep the Mexican doctor
Bro believes in coeliac disease
Don't do anything stupid, insurance
Don't mess this up
Bro believes in coeliac disease
Don't do anything stupid, insurance
Don't mess this up
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Please let me keep the Mexican doctor
Bro believes in coeliac disease
Don't do anything stupid, insurance
Don't mess this up
Bro believes in coeliac disease
Don't do anything stupid, insurance
Don't mess this up
In good news, I don't seem to have an arterial problem
In bad news, I am plagued by invisible demons who will not shut up
In bad news, I am plagued by invisible demons who will not shut up
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
In good news, I don't seem to have an arterial problem
In bad news, I am plagued by invisible demons who will not shut up
In bad news, I am plagued by invisible demons who will not shut up
At the doctor
All the signage is in English
All the paperwork is in English
Nobody in here is speaking English
All the signage is in English
All the paperwork is in English
Nobody in here is speaking English
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
At the doctor
All the signage is in English
All the paperwork is in English
Nobody in here is speaking English
All the signage is in English
All the paperwork is in English
Nobody in here is speaking English
"All these reusable drink containers were supposed to help waste and now they're just as bad!"
I regret to inform you that they're worse, they're very much worse. Those Starbucks cups take minimal energy and materials, that Stanley took SIGNIFICANTLY MORE
I regret to inform you that they're worse, they're very much worse. Those Starbucks cups take minimal energy and materials, that Stanley took SIGNIFICANTLY MORE
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"All these reusable drink containers were supposed to help waste and now they're just as bad!"
I regret to inform you that they're worse, they're very much worse. Those Starbucks cups take minimal energy and materials, that Stanley took SIGNIFICANTLY MORE
I regret to inform you that they're worse, they're very much worse. Those Starbucks cups take minimal energy and materials, that Stanley took SIGNIFICANTLY MORE
Got a leather kit to make a messenger bag, because I am going off on some weird leather tangents and I need to be roped back in, hopefully this will help
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Got a leather kit to make a messenger bag, because I am going off on some weird leather tangents and I need to be roped back in, hopefully this will help
So like
Can you SEE the aurora?
With your EYES??
The sky is just visibly flamboyant???
Can you SEE the aurora?
With your EYES??
The sky is just visibly flamboyant???
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 AM
So like
Can you SEE the aurora?
With your EYES??
The sky is just visibly flamboyant???
Can you SEE the aurora?
With your EYES??
The sky is just visibly flamboyant???
Derailed the cross stitch project plans to do this Christmas birb for my sister, since she's coming for Thanksgiving instead of Christmas
Idk what kind of bird this is, I'm saying it's a Robin, but i know it is not, but it will have pointsettias
Also I'm loving this square hoop
Idk what kind of bird this is, I'm saying it's a Robin, but i know it is not, but it will have pointsettias
Also I'm loving this square hoop
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Derailed the cross stitch project plans to do this Christmas birb for my sister, since she's coming for Thanksgiving instead of Christmas
Idk what kind of bird this is, I'm saying it's a Robin, but i know it is not, but it will have pointsettias
Also I'm loving this square hoop
Idk what kind of bird this is, I'm saying it's a Robin, but i know it is not, but it will have pointsettias
Also I'm loving this square hoop
There's a tiiiiny pink aurora spot in the sky way down there, but only my camera can see it, not me
Also I like, i live in south/ central Texas, so that's kinda weird
Also I like, i live in south/ central Texas, so that's kinda weird
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There's a tiiiiny pink aurora spot in the sky way down there, but only my camera can see it, not me
Also I like, i live in south/ central Texas, so that's kinda weird
Also I like, i live in south/ central Texas, so that's kinda weird
About to eat from a carton labeled in COMIC SANS
I'm so scared
I'm so scared
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
About to eat from a carton labeled in COMIC SANS
I'm so scared
I'm so scared
Having some UNRULY customers today and girl you do NOT want this, I am in the most foul of moods, keep walking
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Having some UNRULY customers today and girl you do NOT want this, I am in the most foul of moods, keep walking
Ladies, we are back in our Juri Arisugawa arc, someone run the shower for me so I can be miserable in the optimal element
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Ladies, we are back in our Juri Arisugawa arc, someone run the shower for me so I can be miserable in the optimal element
My stinky little kitty babies are finally playing, and they're having zoomies, and Jakob is sprinting and leaping, Liesl is chasing, and suddenly I hear BONK CRASH EEEEEEE and he just stops and looks back and oh Liesl, you're so potato
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My stinky little kitty babies are finally playing, and they're having zoomies, and Jakob is sprinting and leaping, Liesl is chasing, and suddenly I hear BONK CRASH EEEEEEE and he just stops and looks back and oh Liesl, you're so potato
My dad: how did you even get a degree in fashion design
Me: ....I have a degree in interior environmental design
My dad: .....
Me: i know building codes
My dad: WHY ARE YOU A FLORIST
I DON'T KNOW
Me: ....I have a degree in interior environmental design
My dad: .....
Me: i know building codes
My dad: WHY ARE YOU A FLORIST
I DON'T KNOW
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My dad: how did you even get a degree in fashion design
Me: ....I have a degree in interior environmental design
My dad: .....
Me: i know building codes
My dad: WHY ARE YOU A FLORIST
I DON'T KNOW
Me: ....I have a degree in interior environmental design
My dad: .....
Me: i know building codes
My dad: WHY ARE YOU A FLORIST
I DON'T KNOW
Me, in Texas, watching the northern people going off about boats in lakes
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Me, in Texas, watching the northern people going off about boats in lakes