Allan Taylor
@allantaylor.bsky.social
Avid reader, dog and cat lover. He/him #yeg
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some folks are reposting their favourite popular tweets here. I'm reposting Human Contrapede, which was never popular
November 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
some folks are reposting their favourite popular tweets here. I'm reposting Human Contrapede, which was never popular
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hello, elder expert here.
it's not funny cute when elder make some sort of animal noise like /honk. elders only do that when they’re in distress
it's not funny cute when elder make some sort of animal noise like /honk. elders only do that when they’re in distress
May 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
hello, elder expert here.
it's not funny cute when elder make some sort of animal noise like /honk. elders only do that when they’re in distress
it's not funny cute when elder make some sort of animal noise like /honk. elders only do that when they’re in distress
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You reach a point where a friend dies and you say: sixty-one! that so young. When you are in your twenties and struggling that point is hard to visualize - you feel like forty more years will be too much. May all who struggle today live in the hope of knowing that sixty-one is so young, so young.
May 8, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You reach a point where a friend dies and you say: sixty-one! that so young. When you are in your twenties and struggling that point is hard to visualize - you feel like forty more years will be too much. May all who struggle today live in the hope of knowing that sixty-one is so young, so young.
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Dr, i hate everything. Everything just pisses me off. Wanna relax with some TV, gotta contend with streaming horseshit, wanna play a game? Gotta fuck with a dozen game clients and logins. Wanna enjoy a little snack? It costs twice as much and is 45% smaller now. My car needs a login. im so tired
May 7, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Dr, i hate everything. Everything just pisses me off. Wanna relax with some TV, gotta contend with streaming horseshit, wanna play a game? Gotta fuck with a dozen game clients and logins. Wanna enjoy a little snack? It costs twice as much and is 45% smaller now. My car needs a login. im so tired
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It's the weekend, baby
March 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
It's the weekend, baby
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Clench your jaw. Don’t drink water. Eat dessicants. Become mummy. This is the path of immortality
November 26, 2023 at 6:42 PM
Clench your jaw. Don’t drink water. Eat dessicants. Become mummy. This is the path of immortality
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@allantaylor.bsky.social showing me his pog collection: “I feel like you should be more impressed.”
October 11, 2023 at 3:10 PM
@allantaylor.bsky.social showing me his pog collection: “I feel like you should be more impressed.”
The J’Accuse letter was a dark part of French history but at least it led to something beautiful that everyone loves today: the Jacuzzi
September 24, 2023 at 12:41 AM
The J’Accuse letter was a dark part of French history but at least it led to something beautiful that everyone loves today: the Jacuzzi
anyone commit any cool crimes lately?
September 21, 2023 at 8:17 AM
anyone commit any cool crimes lately?
It appears that I might be allergic to hot cinnamon gum (no joke)
Which wouldn't be a problem except that I'm in a competitive cinnamon gum chewing league. (joke)
Which wouldn't be a problem except that I'm in a competitive cinnamon gum chewing league. (joke)
September 21, 2023 at 7:49 AM
It appears that I might be allergic to hot cinnamon gum (no joke)
Which wouldn't be a problem except that I'm in a competitive cinnamon gum chewing league. (joke)
Which wouldn't be a problem except that I'm in a competitive cinnamon gum chewing league. (joke)
Not sure how many people are interested in a M Night Shyamalan themed movie night but if you are, there'll be signs.
September 19, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Not sure how many people are interested in a M Night Shyamalan themed movie night but if you are, there'll be signs.
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all of the parts of my body agreeing that I take terrible care of myself
September 19, 2023 at 9:04 PM
all of the parts of my body agreeing that I take terrible care of myself
30 mins to go, start closing your tabs now!
September 11, 2023 at 10:30 PM
30 mins to go, start closing your tabs now!
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it’s a big day for small dogs who want to live on Mars for 10 hours and then die
September 11, 2023 at 12:41 AM
it’s a big day for small dogs who want to live on Mars for 10 hours and then die
I’m on the Twin Peaks diet
September 9, 2023 at 5:29 PM
I’m on the Twin Peaks diet
