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Allan Raskall
@allanraskall.bsky.social
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TV News man.
#keepthemguessing #imrichyournot #parody
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If you say my name three times, I'll appear with jazz hands.
#wap
May 17, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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I can't afford to pay my excess for a claim that isn't my fault!
I guess I'll sell it.
#costoflivingcrisis
May 17, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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I'm so happy Australians, AND Victorians did the right thing!
#ImRichYourePoor
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Making my innie look like an outie.
#ImRichYourePoor
January 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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@petacredlinao.bsky.socialThere’s a petition to bring back the Real Housewives of #Melbourne
#RHOM 👇🏻 Should I apply?
#ImRichYourePoor
January 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Big dick energy.
petacredlinao.bsky.social Peta Credlin 🌏 📰🗞🌐 @petacredlinao.bsky.social · Jan 27
Do you know what is missing behind me? A nuclear reactor. Dutton's clean energy plan is a no brainer.
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PC
#auspol
January 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨
In an ironic twist of events, science denier Novak Djokovic now believes in science.
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#news #science #tennis
January 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Where the truth comes to die, where division is our way of life, and where opinion is made to look like news.
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January 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I was convicted for drink driving, and now, I take photos of my food while driving, and you can't do a thing about it. Surely I text and drive as well.

Head to my insta page for proof.

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January 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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No one said hi to me on the flight to Sydney. I guess I'm becoming a pleb!
#ImRichYoureNot
December 11, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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I needed all four cans today. This humidity isn't great for my hair.
#YasKween
December 7, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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It's so hot today, and my ice cream matches my shirt! Open wide, come in side!
#KeepThemGuessing
December 7, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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I've arrived! Let's make this place a little brighter with me!
#ImRichYourNot #KeepThemGuessing
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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I'm a Barbie Girl!
#ImRichYoureNot
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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His and hers.
#ImRichYourePoor
December 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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I'm always well stocked!
#KeepThemGuessing
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
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I'm a Barbie Girl!
#ImRichYoureNot
December 4, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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I've arrived! Let's make this place a little brighter with me!
#ImRichYourNot #KeepThemGuessing
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM