Allan
@allan1850.com
Former sailor, former teacher, former engineer, current cybersecurity professional.
Tea drinker, fan of brunch, Las Vegas, and mimosas
Split time between Los Angeles and Maine
Trying to be @amanichare.bsky.social biggest (and ugliest) cheerleader
Tea drinker, fan of brunch, Las Vegas, and mimosas
Split time between Los Angeles and Maine
Trying to be @amanichare.bsky.social biggest (and ugliest) cheerleader
Well I have been joking at work (excepted fed worker) about trying to find a teaching position lose over half my pay but at least I'll have a paycheck
'Maybe we'll cancel SNAP and 10-20% of all flights through *Thanksgiving* and *Christmas*' is just an insane political position.
You do that and the annual Turkey fryer injuries won't be from turkeys, but from folks attempting to fry whole GOP senators for Thanksgiving.
You do that and the annual Turkey fryer injuries won't be from turkeys, but from folks attempting to fry whole GOP senators for Thanksgiving.
GOP SEN. JOHN KENNEDY: It may be 2026 when we'll come out of the shutdown.
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
REPORTERS: 😳
KENNEDY: I'm not kidding, you guys. I mean, you see what I see. Okay? This shutdown is going to last a long time. What's going to get us out of it?
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Well I have been joking at work (excepted fed worker) about trying to find a teaching position lose over half my pay but at least I'll have a paycheck
I sure hope so, two missed full paycheck and about a third of another paycheck
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I sure hope so, two missed full paycheck and about a third of another paycheck
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Did you miss Nicole Schwartz and HD Moore's talk at #TDI2025? See it now on our Youtube Channel! youtu.be/Y312XEj2mLs
#SecuringOurFutureTogether
#SecuringOurFutureTogether
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Did you miss Nicole Schwartz and HD Moore's talk at #TDI2025? See it now on our Youtube Channel! youtu.be/Y312XEj2mLs
#SecuringOurFutureTogether
#SecuringOurFutureTogether
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!["Second, many of their execs in the USA are on green cards," he continued. "Even if I was still at the company I wouldn't touch this, and I'm the most trigger-happy CLO [Chief Legal Officer] I've ever met. This will blow over in a couple of days and they'll be happy to let it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2jjromh55tf7pp7s4hsvurf4/bafkreigppn6uymjis7yhbsktp3nblllibxy2kevasexhwynjdildljoebq@jpeg)
That's the Virginia Tech I'm used to... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
That's the Virginia Tech I'm used to... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
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Here are some of my current favorite designs/ items in my redbubble:
www.redbubble.com/i/apron/Unic...
www.redbubble.com/i/apron/Unic...
"Unicorns farting rainbows " Apron for Sale by YourVagesty
They be fartin’. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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May 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Here are some of my current favorite designs/ items in my redbubble:
www.redbubble.com/i/apron/Unic...
www.redbubble.com/i/apron/Unic...
It was a fun wedding :)
We had a D&D game, board games, Legos, lock pick learning tools, we used the wicked witch (oz) for my entry and star wars empire for our exit. There were also nerf guns.
Okay, the nerdiest thing at your wedding. Go!
May 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It was a fun wedding :)
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Stand up to him, get rewarded. Try to placate, he'll just demand more. The way is clear
May 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Stand up to him, get rewarded. Try to placate, he'll just demand more. The way is clear
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Verified at the Nuremberg trial archive.
April 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Verified at the Nuremberg trial archive.
Why do I bother with my cybersecurity briefings when they can just say but SECDEF does it
The fuck?
This is untenable. Dude is a walking security threat.
This is untenable. Dude is a walking security threat.
April 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Why do I bother with my cybersecurity briefings when they can just say but SECDEF does it
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When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinch—it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.
April 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When the moment came, Harvard didn’t hedge or flinch—it stood up. A reminder that integrity isn’t complicated, it’s just rare.
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DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
AUGUSTA, ME—In a stunning discovery that linked all 1.4 million residents to a grizzly unsolved cold case, the U.S. Department of Justice escalated its attacks on Maine Friday when it allegedly plante...
theonion.com
April 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
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My goodness….
April 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
My goodness….
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...
theonion.com
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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ICYMI, Mike Johnson, an evangelical married man, was caught on Grindr this week. Grindr is the LGBTQIA+ version of Tinder. Seems that all of his anti-gay rhetoric was all for show.
March 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ICYMI, Mike Johnson, an evangelical married man, was caught on Grindr this week. Grindr is the LGBTQIA+ version of Tinder. Seems that all of his anti-gay rhetoric was all for show.
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Tickets for #TDI2025 are on sale now! 30% off until 1 Jun 2025 - get a Human Badge for only $105 - get yours at tdi.mobi/tickets #SecuringOurFutureTogether
March 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Tickets for #TDI2025 are on sale now! 30% off until 1 Jun 2025 - get a Human Badge for only $105 - get yours at tdi.mobi/tickets #SecuringOurFutureTogether
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🇩🇰👩💼 Denmark has accelerated the introduction of mandatory military conscription for women, moving its start from 2027 to 2026, - Bloomberg
⚠️ The decision aims to strengthen the country’s armed forces in response to the growing threat from Russia.
⚠️ The decision aims to strengthen the country’s armed forces in response to the growing threat from Russia.
March 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🇩🇰👩💼 Denmark has accelerated the introduction of mandatory military conscription for women, moving its start from 2027 to 2026, - Bloomberg
⚠️ The decision aims to strengthen the country’s armed forces in response to the growing threat from Russia.
⚠️ The decision aims to strengthen the country’s armed forces in response to the growing threat from Russia.
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What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
March 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.
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This may be the best thing on the internet today.
March 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This may be the best thing on the internet today.
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elbows up, Canada.
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"We don't want your swasticars
Take a one way trip to Mars" goes so hard as a rally chant
Take a one way trip to Mars" goes so hard as a rally chant
March 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"We don't want your swasticars
Take a one way trip to Mars" goes so hard as a rally chant
Take a one way trip to Mars" goes so hard as a rally chant
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the sales numbers are so low that it remains true that if you see a Cybertruck, you are likely seeing the very stupidest person in that area
7,000 units in a quarter lol
Tesla confirms it can’t sell the Cybertruck even with tax credit and discounts
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
the sales numbers are so low that it remains true that if you see a Cybertruck, you are likely seeing the very stupidest person in that area