Alk
@alkthash.bsky.social
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November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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She's not done. She's still going
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
She's not done. She's still going
Gives me a chuckle that in S2 of Panty and Stocking the silly Magic the Gathering/Yugioh spoof with Blue Eyes White Uncle was actually plot relevant foreshadowing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Gives me a chuckle that in S2 of Panty and Stocking the silly Magic the Gathering/Yugioh spoof with Blue Eyes White Uncle was actually plot relevant foreshadowing.
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
There are too many stories about stressed out, ambitious, and people pleasing strivers who learn they can shoulder fewer burdens and still be worthwhile people. Need more stories for the depressed and unmotivated idiots who need to get their shit together and do more for the people around them.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There are too many stories about stressed out, ambitious, and people pleasing strivers who learn they can shoulder fewer burdens and still be worthwhile people. Need more stories for the depressed and unmotivated idiots who need to get their shit together and do more for the people around them.
My insane, but somewhat plausible bet: Within ten years we will have, or at least hear the announcement for a Godzilla and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover movie.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My insane, but somewhat plausible bet: Within ten years we will have, or at least hear the announcement for a Godzilla and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover movie.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
All day, every day.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
All day, every day.
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
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Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Disco Elysium Dance 🕺🕺✨
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ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ironically what makes star wars stuff best is when it is 'something else, but also star wars'
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
e.g. Andor, a British political thriller but also Star Wars
the Mandalorian, an episode-of-the-week Western but also Star Wars (when it was good)
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Carrying around an emotional support weasel in my shirt pocket
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Carrying around an emotional support weasel in my shirt pocket
Man, the more I think about Haruhi fan theories that Kyon was actually the reality warper, and Haruhi was just somebody he subconsciously robbed it off too/wished into being annoy me. Nerds saw an annoying woman be the literal center of the universe, and had to make it about a guy.
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Man, the more I think about Haruhi fan theories that Kyon was actually the reality warper, and Haruhi was just somebody he subconsciously robbed it off too/wished into being annoy me. Nerds saw an annoying woman be the literal center of the universe, and had to make it about a guy.
Remembering one book I read for advice on how to deal with romance and sex while depressed. It was not very helpful because about 95% of the actual advice inside was "Find a partner who is endlessly tolerant and patient with your bullshit"
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Remembering one book I read for advice on how to deal with romance and sex while depressed. It was not very helpful because about 95% of the actual advice inside was "Find a partner who is endlessly tolerant and patient with your bullshit"
Life hack - realizing that self-hatred is fundamentally incredibly boring makes it slightly easier to deal with.
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Life hack - realizing that self-hatred is fundamentally incredibly boring makes it slightly easier to deal with.
What hits harder - Johnny Bravo saying, "So it goes" or "It is what it is"?
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
What hits harder - Johnny Bravo saying, "So it goes" or "It is what it is"?
Pro tip - if you live with a child, only help them with a videogame if you have played that game before. They will think you know a lot about the game, and will ask you a lot about it.
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pro tip - if you live with a child, only help them with a videogame if you have played that game before. They will think you know a lot about the game, and will ask you a lot about it.
Unintended consequence - darling angel internalized the belief they should fuck everywhere except their bed.
"We're teaching our darling angel abstinence through making them sleep in a Gamer Bed."
This shit only has a weight capacity of 220 lbs bro we are not having sex on the gamer bed
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Unintended consequence - darling angel internalized the belief they should fuck everywhere except their bed.
LRP
The idea of playing a game for the trophies/achievements is bonkers to me. Most of my emotional reaction to seeing a trophy list is "fuck it, I'm not playing this bigass game a 2nd time to get a stamp".
The idea of playing a game for the trophies/achievements is bonkers to me. Most of my emotional reaction to seeing a trophy list is "fuck it, I'm not playing this bigass game a 2nd time to get a stamp".
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
LRP
The idea of playing a game for the trophies/achievements is bonkers to me. Most of my emotional reaction to seeing a trophy list is "fuck it, I'm not playing this bigass game a 2nd time to get a stamp".
The idea of playing a game for the trophies/achievements is bonkers to me. Most of my emotional reaction to seeing a trophy list is "fuck it, I'm not playing this bigass game a 2nd time to get a stamp".
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shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games
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Trying to see how many uma are based on mares and JBIS is a big help
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Trying to see how many uma are based on mares and JBIS is a big help