Goose: Remastered
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It’s that bellend from Twitter again. Fun stuff: @djmcdjface.com
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Hey, so, naturally this account is the one that's starting to pick up steam again because I don't post nearly as much on my artist identity - but if y'all are into slightly irreverent radio style comedy and trance music, give @djmcdjface.com a follow too? 🫶
Realizing it's been a while since I've bothered @killermartinis.bsky.social with corn memes
a picture of a corn on the cob with the caption it 's corn time
ALT: a picture of a corn on the cob with the caption it 's corn time
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Realizing it's been a while since I've bothered @killermartinis.bsky.social with corn memes
Make no mistake: this new party is more than likely a concerted attempt by Russia to split the progressive vote and ensure a Reform victory
July 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Make no mistake: this new party is more than likely a concerted attempt by Russia to split the progressive vote and ensure a Reform victory
As an industry, we *desperately* need to rediscover a way of incentivizing optimization, before we wind up trapped in a feedback loop of ever increasing complexity for ever diminishing returns
July 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
As an industry, we *desperately* need to rediscover a way of incentivizing optimization, before we wind up trapped in a feedback loop of ever increasing complexity for ever diminishing returns
This feels like the kind of thing that sounds stupid but is in fact an extremely fucking useful reminder when you’re trying to think straight with all hell breaking loose around you
First thing I’ve seen that approaches Claymores having “FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY” on them is military GPS that say:
“Warning: Coordinates are YOUR Coordinates”
“Warning: Coordinates are YOUR Coordinates”
June 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
This feels like the kind of thing that sounds stupid but is in fact an extremely fucking useful reminder when you’re trying to think straight with all hell breaking loose around you
One thing that consistently makes me regret my Labour vote is their undying devotion to the idea that promoting disordered eating is a way of tackling the obesity crisis, as if people wouldn't naturally start going outside more if outside wasn't full of piss, shit, needles and dangerous dogs 🤷♂️
June 29, 2025 at 12:38 PM
One thing that consistently makes me regret my Labour vote is their undying devotion to the idea that promoting disordered eating is a way of tackling the obesity crisis, as if people wouldn't naturally start going outside more if outside wasn't full of piss, shit, needles and dangerous dogs 🤷♂️
This, but unironically. Everybody should do this. Short fragmented pieces of information. Bite sized. Sticks easily in the brain. You read it, you go away remembering it. Easy. Effective. Changes minds because it WORKS.
I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
June 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This, but unironically. Everybody should do this. Short fragmented pieces of information. Bite sized. Sticks easily in the brain. You read it, you go away remembering it. Easy. Effective. Changes minds because it WORKS.
We really need to introduce the concept of "if you can't be arsed to take the money in a timely manner that's your fault and not the customer's" into consumer law
May 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We really need to introduce the concept of "if you can't be arsed to take the money in a timely manner that's your fault and not the customer's" into consumer law
Any fellow small account people noticing a precipitous drop in engagement on here lately? It's starting to feel a lot like screaming into the Twitter void used to...
I smell an algorithm.
I smell an algorithm.
May 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Any fellow small account people noticing a precipitous drop in engagement on here lately? It's starting to feel a lot like screaming into the Twitter void used to...
I smell an algorithm.
I smell an algorithm.
Hey weird niche question but if I have any print nerds in my orbit: for a KM 4 series, do I need the web browser/RAM upgrade installed before it’ll take the papercut OpenAPI install?
May 6, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hey weird niche question but if I have any print nerds in my orbit: for a KM 4 series, do I need the web browser/RAM upgrade installed before it’ll take the papercut OpenAPI install?
checkmarks are blockmarks now pass it on
Also we 100% need a checkmark blocklist
April 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
checkmarks are blockmarks now pass it on
Also we 100% need a checkmark blocklist
April 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Also we 100% need a checkmark blocklist
Where we going next? And please tell me it isn't fucking Mastodon again
April 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Where we going next? And please tell me it isn't fucking Mastodon again
Well, fuck. Bluesky rolling out official I'm Better Than You badges.
It was fun while it lasted I guess
It was fun while it lasted I guess
April 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Well, fuck. Bluesky rolling out official I'm Better Than You badges.
It was fun while it lasted I guess
It was fun while it lasted I guess
Proposal to hereafter refer to the combined entity that is Trump and Musk as “Mump”
April 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Proposal to hereafter refer to the combined entity that is Trump and Musk as “Mump”
Reposted by Goose: Remastered
To put it another way: if you stayed home, spoiled, or voted 3P, and you're wondering how Hitler wasn't stopped democratically: you just got your fucking answer.
March 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
To put it another way: if you stayed home, spoiled, or voted 3P, and you're wondering how Hitler wasn't stopped democratically: you just got your fucking answer.
Deadly serious take: we need liberal edgelord podcasts, we need liberal shock jocks, and we need liberal “YouTubers” — the vast majority of people will believe whatever enters their minds with the least effort and most entertainment value, and that’s edgy audio/video content
March 20, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Deadly serious take: we need liberal edgelord podcasts, we need liberal shock jocks, and we need liberal “YouTubers” — the vast majority of people will believe whatever enters their minds with the least effort and most entertainment value, and that’s edgy audio/video content
Quick solution to UK driving standards:
Possession of a Honda Jazz or Nissan Juke results in immediate and permanent disqualification
Possession of a Honda Jazz or Nissan Juke results in immediate and permanent disqualification
March 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Quick solution to UK driving standards:
Possession of a Honda Jazz or Nissan Juke results in immediate and permanent disqualification
Possession of a Honda Jazz or Nissan Juke results in immediate and permanent disqualification
Does @bsky.app have any specific rules/moderation against rage farming - and if not, why the fuck not?
Seeing an uptick in antisocial/manipulative ragebait and we absolutely need to full force reject the idea of social media as a faux-Greco-Roman philosophical arena if we're not gonna turn into X.
Seeing an uptick in antisocial/manipulative ragebait and we absolutely need to full force reject the idea of social media as a faux-Greco-Roman philosophical arena if we're not gonna turn into X.
March 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Does @bsky.app have any specific rules/moderation against rage farming - and if not, why the fuck not?
Seeing an uptick in antisocial/manipulative ragebait and we absolutely need to full force reject the idea of social media as a faux-Greco-Roman philosophical arena if we're not gonna turn into X.
Seeing an uptick in antisocial/manipulative ragebait and we absolutely need to full force reject the idea of social media as a faux-Greco-Roman philosophical arena if we're not gonna turn into X.
Be especially mindful of not falling for lies that agree with you: they’re designed to make you wrong when you would have been right
February 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Be especially mindful of not falling for lies that agree with you: they’re designed to make you wrong when you would have been right
This feels like the kind of technological breakthrough that gets commercially buried unless a critical mass of people get to know it exists - boost the crap out of this, it has the potential to make combustion-fueled energy carbon NEGATIVE:
www.independent.co.uk/tech/cambrid...
www.independent.co.uk/tech/cambrid...
Cambridge scientists turn pollution into fuel in climate breakthrough
Solar-powered reactor takes inspiration from photosynthesis to turn CO2 into car fuel
www.independent.co.uk
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This feels like the kind of technological breakthrough that gets commercially buried unless a critical mass of people get to know it exists - boost the crap out of this, it has the potential to make combustion-fueled energy carbon NEGATIVE:
www.independent.co.uk/tech/cambrid...
www.independent.co.uk/tech/cambrid...
PSA: if your theory would send Homer Simpson to the gulag, we don’t want your praxis
February 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
PSA: if your theory would send Homer Simpson to the gulag, we don’t want your praxis
My hobby: whenever a grownup word gets censored in a Facebook group post, I deliberately replace it with the most cringe UwU-speak I can muster
February 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My hobby: whenever a grownup word gets censored in a Facebook group post, I deliberately replace it with the most cringe UwU-speak I can muster
(if you like this kinda stuff drop my alt a follow) 🎧
dropping in to let y'all know we have a new track out with the absolute LEGEND otherwise known as Veela — give "Leading Me On" a listen at open.spotify.com/album/6BXINV... also available in all the usual stores 🔥
Leading Me On
DJ McDJface · Single · 2025 · 2 songs
open.spotify.com
February 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(if you like this kinda stuff drop my alt a follow) 🎧
I have a nasty sinking feeling that we’re heading rapidly towards the “Actually Russia Is The Good Guys” point of the US collapse, and that’s gonna suck for pretty much everybody involved
February 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I have a nasty sinking feeling that we’re heading rapidly towards the “Actually Russia Is The Good Guys” point of the US collapse, and that’s gonna suck for pretty much everybody involved
Imagine having an absolutely ironclad, guaranteed path to genuine legendary status, and all you have to do is literally shut the fuck up and continue shooting cool stuff into space, and proceeding to *irretrievably fuck that up* by trying to speedrun a coup
February 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Imagine having an absolutely ironclad, guaranteed path to genuine legendary status, and all you have to do is literally shut the fuck up and continue shooting cool stuff into space, and proceeding to *irretrievably fuck that up* by trying to speedrun a coup