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Oh work
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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He kept spitting up his antihistamine pill so I confiscated his legs
October 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Couldn't sleep so I drew my dream job (medieval scribe)
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The way my goals of getting a job I don't hate before 30 are already set to be a failure 🤪
September 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Maybe going to bed early will solve all my problems
September 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fire drill at work
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The stuffed jalapeños I had for dinner yesterday are haunting me during work hours
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Still thinking about the goats I met at a gas station in South Dakota over the weekend
September 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Instant how much the hatred for my job hit me on the first day back
September 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Fully agree that anyone who upgrades to a new gpu bc of hair rendering is a consumerist idiot, but acting like improvements in performance necessarily mean increased power consumption or that tech demos were ever not frivolous and superficial is... silly
Showing children of the future the unacceptable hair rendering on the left to explain why we had to get rid of the rainforest.
August 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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“Gods mad at us idk…so we sacrificed Earl”
August 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Got upgraded to a version of Microsoft Office at work that came out AFTER I was in elementary school
August 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
July 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Underrated part about living in Omaha is that our previous mayor shifted the Pride parade/festival to July for low-key homophobic reasons so now we have two months of Pride, which rules
June 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🫔 tamales
June 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
High school marching bands have infinitely better form lmao
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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what people seem to believe is that there is a large number of criminal, layabout immigrants who can be easily found and deported. they support doing so snd are dismayed by the deportation of otherwise law abiding people. the problem is that the criminal group is imaginary!
Wow. New CBS poll finds majority (55%) supports the *general goal* of deportations, but a bigger majority (56%) dislikes how Trump is carrying them out. And 63% want due process.

Again, we need a better discourse around public opinion on immigration, as I've argued:

newrepublic.com/article/1961...
June 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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It's summer intern season at work...
June 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
June 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I wish I'd done a major that had me writing more papers. The last paper I wrote was freshman year of college💀
June 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
June 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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The Flyer. 1/4
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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The honest reason I don't have microtransactions/season pass/ads/100 DLCs/etc in Balatro isn't just about the ethics of those practices but because when I play other games that have those things it makes me want to put my computer in the dishwasher and set it to pots & pans
June 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Words of affirmation for today: stripping the old caulk in my parents bathroom did not get mold spores into my lungs! There is no mold inside me rn!!!
June 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM