grok hunter
@alezander.bsky.social
dumb moron, who thinks too much :P
As a friend of literature, and plays especially, I must say that Shakespeare really shows us that olden timey English is fancy af
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
As a friend of literature, and plays especially, I must say that Shakespeare really shows us that olden timey English is fancy af
I already knew that guy is a paedophile
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I already knew that guy is a paedophile
I hate replying, but I can't stop, I feel like I'm watching a crystal version of myself, torn out of me, my shape, with my heart in there ... still ... and the parallel is stilling my own heart, paralyzing my muscles, I become an automaton, that just wont stop, posting
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I hate replying, but I can't stop, I feel like I'm watching a crystal version of myself, torn out of me, my shape, with my heart in there ... still ... and the parallel is stilling my own heart, paralyzing my muscles, I become an automaton, that just wont stop, posting
This is what I aspire to be
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This is what I aspire to be
Yeah, he smells like poop. Fills his car up with gas at Seo, Seo
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Yeah, he smells like poop. Fills his car up with gas at Seo, Seo
We don't even get proper bad guys
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We don't even get proper bad guys
Geordie shore had something called a shag bungalow in one of the houses. Charlotte from Geordie shore used to shit herself or in weird places when drunk. So that has me thinking, what if Elon died from slipping on Charlottes shit and sliding into the shag bungalow
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Geordie shore had something called a shag bungalow in one of the houses. Charlotte from Geordie shore used to shit herself or in weird places when drunk. So that has me thinking, what if Elon died from slipping on Charlottes shit and sliding into the shag bungalow
Doing advanced techniques like it is no ones business. Sliding on Charlotte's poop on the patio and sliding into the shag bungalow has me dead
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Doing advanced techniques like it is no ones business. Sliding on Charlotte's poop on the patio and sliding into the shag bungalow has me dead
Fighting for princesses
November 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Fighting for princesses
I just came home from book club and found the neighbor fucking my car
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I just came home from book club and found the neighbor fucking my car
I was doing volunteer advertising for Nestle for a couple of years, but they asked me to take down the free ads I was making, after I posted a video where I sought out one of the nestle baby formulas with asbestos in it, to show that it wasn't dangerous to eat. I was trying to help.
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I was doing volunteer advertising for Nestle for a couple of years, but they asked me to take down the free ads I was making, after I posted a video where I sought out one of the nestle baby formulas with asbestos in it, to show that it wasn't dangerous to eat. I was trying to help.
My psychiatrist doesn't think posting about scrotal injuries on a daily basis is an indication of anything. Leave me alone( you have, thank you )
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My psychiatrist doesn't think posting about scrotal injuries on a daily basis is an indication of anything. Leave me alone( you have, thank you )
Now that the discgolf covid boom is officially dead, I'm really coming to regret using my life savings and expending the health of my reproductive organs, to make videos of professional or at least marginally proficient athletes driving discs into my testicles
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Now that the discgolf covid boom is officially dead, I'm really coming to regret using my life savings and expending the health of my reproductive organs, to make videos of professional or at least marginally proficient athletes driving discs into my testicles
with how incredibly dumb loud rich guys are rn, it's a good time to be alive, if you want to die
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
with how incredibly dumb loud rich guys are rn, it's a good time to be alive, if you want to die
4Fucks Sake, is a Sake made by me and three other fucks
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 AM
4Fucks Sake, is a Sake made by me and three other fucks
ya can't bone me cause my backboard is truncated
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
ya can't bone me cause my backboard is truncated
I got crap on my balls, because my balls ar ebehind my bun hole
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I got crap on my balls, because my balls ar ebehind my bun hole
[Mysterious sculpted stranger with beautiful long hair flowing in the wind]{thinking}I wonder what it feels like to jack off into a boot
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 AM
[Mysterious sculpted stranger with beautiful long hair flowing in the wind]{thinking}I wonder what it feels like to jack off into a boot
Being a man is so cool [punches a wall] I don't have any issues at all. None!
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Being a man is so cool [punches a wall] I don't have any issues at all. None!
U don wwant to know what is going on inm y brained, that would make my sexual magnetism lose it's puissance
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
U don wwant to know what is going on inm y brained, that would make my sexual magnetism lose it's puissance
They really should have checked what perse means in Finnish before naming Persepolis. Google it, you'll see, not good.
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
They really should have checked what perse means in Finnish before naming Persepolis. Google it, you'll see, not good.
My butt fell out of my shorts, whilst I was walking in Memphis
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My butt fell out of my shorts, whilst I was walking in Memphis
Singing 'take me out of the ball game' as I smash my nuts with a wooden mallet
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Singing 'take me out of the ball game' as I smash my nuts with a wooden mallet
This same legend can be applied to my naked body
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This same legend can be applied to my naked body
how the fuck is google so shit now...it's uncanny... the trolliest possible results...jesus fuck
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 AM
how the fuck is google so shit now...it's uncanny... the trolliest possible results...jesus fuck