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ALEX
@alexeatsbugs.bsky.social
I’m just a chill they/them who highkey gives a lot of fucks
It’s not psychosis i’m just smarter than you
I am my own target audience
haters back off
follow for a free ps5
I am the space goo and I am the test tube it’s in and I am the scientist studying it
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s not psychosis i’m just smarter than you
December 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If I ever ask you a random question out of nowhere don’t worry i just need your answer as a way to study the human psyche it’s literally no big deal. You are merely a subject in this moment relax.
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Acab except for Rick Grimes he is so punk rock
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think I like social media so much because it’s like hanging out with people without having to be perceived. We chronically online are like family ❤️🫵
November 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
what if alcohol fixes me
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Everything that exists is just a series of algorithms or whatever
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What is it with queers and rock climbing
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Rest in peace Wall-E you would’ve loved frank sinatra
October 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I can smell the religious trauma on you
October 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
everyone should just avoid the internet forever, we had our fun guys
September 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
shoutout trans people fr #loveyouguys
September 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m basically like if my mom and dad had a kid
September 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by ALEX
who up mixing textiles to spite the lord
September 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
anything can be paired with a glass of milk
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“you get what you get and you don’t get upset” is such bs
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
who up persisting despite the horrors
September 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
rubbing the fuuuckkkk outta my eye rn mmmnngggffnf 😩
September 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
women in their mid 40s be like i love minions and baby groot
September 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
What is it with doctors
September 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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“you’re crazy” god forbid a girl show symptoms of a personality disorder she literally warned you about
August 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I know where the one piece is it’s actually here with me that’s why that loofa guy can’t find it or something idk
August 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
In the mental hospital having overwatch withdrawals
July 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
what is it with dudes named ryan
July 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM