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alex/alaxb/delphoxbae - she/her - 31

i get passionate, political, emotional, loud, and i have a hard time replying back
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do not follow me if you:
- like capitalism
- like elon/trump/joe rogan/any right wing figures
- don't accept LGBTQIA+ fully
- believe autism is a flaw/unhealthy sign

do follow me if you:
- have an open mind
- are decolonizing/want to
- don't mind how loud i can be :3
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Pete Hegseth’s a fucking douche.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Still need to shop gifts for the nature lovers in your life? I got you!
🐝 Save 15% off all orders from my site with code BIODIVERSITY - ends Nov 30th!

🛒🐛 shop.fossilforager.art

(reshares mega appreciated, thank you all sm for the support this holiday season ❤️)
[ #merch #nightmarket #sciart ]
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Serebii Update: Pokémon Legends Z-A Ranked Battle Season 3 has begun.

Adds Mega Chesnaught into the game if you reach Rank S

Runs until December 18th at 01:59 UTC

Details @ www.serebii.net/legendsz-a/r...
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Cozy lil thanksgiving morning stream playing Fields of Mistria💗

twitch.tv/erastacia
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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happy thanksgiving everyone
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Sai daqui bolsonaro
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
my stim today is “doctor trubridge”
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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White bellied Sea Eagle showing its wonderful colouring.
Never gets old, the thrill of seeing these wonderful big birds.
Have a great day.
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
HATE capitalism but LOVEEEE trinkets omfg
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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in the last decade we’ve been cursed to have trump ruin the world and politics, i’ve maybe only seen him smile the way he smiled at zohran mamdani for like, 3 other people ever
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i think trump want to bubba mamdani
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i’ve been screaming at the top of my lungs in my car alone cause i just went to a store called “michigan marketplace” then went to “360 thrift” which is massive and my heart is happy

love dating myself man fuck letting anyone take that from me
November 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I've also got a Blackveil Vaal Hazak model!
🤯
It was very difficult to replicate the monster's iconic spores in LEGO format. I think he turned out pretty alright. Overall I recommend the regular model, but I included the variant for completion sake!

Thanks for all the support!
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Interested in building your very own LEGO Vaal Hazak? Well I got you covered!
🦴🦴🦴🥓🥓🥓
The instructions just got released to the usual spot, sitting alongside hundreds of other LEGO Monster Hunter instructions!

This is a revised model, much sturdier than the 2023 version!
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Try walking on stilts

竹馬を買ってもらいましたっ☆おおむね成功ですっ☆
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Jeeves
Ask Jeeves
1996-2016

Before chatbots were emitting CO2 to give you answers, Jeeves - named after P. G. Wodehouse's fictional valet - attracted users to the all-purpose, reliable answer engine Ask Jeeves, later known as Ask. He enjoyed a second life in the UK from 2009, redesigning him in 3D.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Today marks the 20th anniversary of the Xbox 360!

#gamesky #gaming #Xbox #retro #XBox360 #Microsoft #retrosky #SeventhGeneration
November 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM