AlastairFT 🍉
@alastairft.bsky.social
I invented the scroll lock key, directed the hit film Princess Mononoke and played Scotty in the original Star Trek.
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
I'm also one of them there streamists! https://www.twitch.tv/alastairft
Read my ""web" "comic"": https://maryelestia.webcomic.ws/
... Or you could just get a voice actor...
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
... Or you could just get a voice actor...
Of course it'll make a ton of money but, is anyone really that fussed about Toy Story 5? Is anyone going 'YES! They made another one! And this one's about ipads!'
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Of course it'll make a ton of money but, is anyone really that fussed about Toy Story 5? Is anyone going 'YES! They made another one! And this one's about ipads!'
Feels like The Outer Worlds 2 hasn't made much of an impact; I didn't hear anyone talk about it.
Honestly making a Fallout: New Vegas successor with strictly no mod support is just nuts.
Honestly making a Fallout: New Vegas successor with strictly no mod support is just nuts.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Feels like The Outer Worlds 2 hasn't made much of an impact; I didn't hear anyone talk about it.
Honestly making a Fallout: New Vegas successor with strictly no mod support is just nuts.
Honestly making a Fallout: New Vegas successor with strictly no mod support is just nuts.
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'Maybe the real Frankenstein was the creatures we made along the way' *credits, Down with the Sickness plays*
Initial reaction, not sure I liked the Del Toro Frankenstein very much. The creature wasn't enough of an asshole which, people forget, as empathetic as we're meant to be to his circumstances, IS an integral part of the character as portrayed in the book.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
'Maybe the real Frankenstein was the creatures we made along the way' *credits, Down with the Sickness plays*
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giant monsters ("aah")
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
giant monsters ("aah")
Skippable idents
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Skippable idents
There's not much nice to say about the Jurassic World movies, but you know what? I don't get all the hate for the Jimmy Fallon cameo. Like, it's a shitty theme park entry video, it makes perfect sense that they'd get a shitty celebrity to do a shitty skit.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There's not much nice to say about the Jurassic World movies, but you know what? I don't get all the hate for the Jimmy Fallon cameo. Like, it's a shitty theme park entry video, it makes perfect sense that they'd get a shitty celebrity to do a shitty skit.
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Whenever there's a fourth entry in a series with 'war' in the title it's always profoundly disappointing when they don't replace the word with the number.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Whenever there's a fourth entry in a series with 'war' in the title it's always profoundly disappointing when they don't replace the word with the number.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
giant monsters ("aah")
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
giant monsters ("aah")
This gangster starts dissing your fly girl wyd
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This gangster starts dissing your fly girl wyd
I dearly hope Dispatch doesn't end on an unsatisfying cliffhanger for the sake of going 'ah, you'll have to come back in a year to see how it actually ends!'
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I dearly hope Dispatch doesn't end on an unsatisfying cliffhanger for the sake of going 'ah, you'll have to come back in a year to see how it actually ends!'
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Kirby conceptually really missed me, I don't get it at all. Every time I see or play one it's like, 'ah, it's less good Mario'
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Kirby conceptually really missed me, I don't get it at all. Every time I see or play one it's like, 'ah, it's less good Mario'
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
My theory about Avatar 3 is that the leader of the new Navi tribe they encounter will have a smoking hot semi-naked princess daughter who will gradually fall in love with the male lead. I know that'd be a MASSIVE departure for Avatar conceptually but, I think Jimmy might just do it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My theory about Avatar 3 is that the leader of the new Navi tribe they encounter will have a smoking hot semi-naked princess daughter who will gradually fall in love with the male lead. I know that'd be a MASSIVE departure for Avatar conceptually but, I think Jimmy might just do it.
'Maybe the real Frankenstein was the creatures we made along the way' *credits, Down with the Sickness plays*
Initial reaction, not sure I liked the Del Toro Frankenstein very much. The creature wasn't enough of an asshole which, people forget, as empathetic as we're meant to be to his circumstances, IS an integral part of the character as portrayed in the book.
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
'Maybe the real Frankenstein was the creatures we made along the way' *credits, Down with the Sickness plays*
Kirby conceptually really missed me, I don't get it at all. Every time I see or play one it's like, 'ah, it's less good Mario'
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Kirby conceptually really missed me, I don't get it at all. Every time I see or play one it's like, 'ah, it's less good Mario'
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Initial reaction, not sure I liked the Del Toro Frankenstein very much. The creature wasn't enough of an asshole which, people forget, as empathetic as we're meant to be to his circumstances, IS an integral part of the character as portrayed in the book.
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Initial reaction, not sure I liked the Del Toro Frankenstein very much. The creature wasn't enough of an asshole which, people forget, as empathetic as we're meant to be to his circumstances, IS an integral part of the character as portrayed in the book.
On the one hand, the 'year of chaos' has been a massive crock of shit, but on the other, I'm glad Titus is getting a model that isn't terrible. #warhammer
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
On the one hand, the 'year of chaos' has been a massive crock of shit, but on the other, I'm glad Titus is getting a model that isn't terrible. #warhammer
Superstore isn't that funny at all but it's decent enough if you need some inoffensive comedy-shaped noise
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Superstore isn't that funny at all but it's decent enough if you need some inoffensive comedy-shaped noise
Back to the Future 3 has sort of a reputation of 'we might as well watch that one too I suppose' but legitimately it's a bloody wonderful adventure film, it easily stands toe-to-toe with the other two.
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Back to the Future 3 has sort of a reputation of 'we might as well watch that one too I suppose' but legitimately it's a bloody wonderful adventure film, it easily stands toe-to-toe with the other two.
I will say, I've never played a game where quicktime events feel so completely perfunctory, which considering I've played THREE David Cage games is impressive.
If you pick up Dispatch don't hesitate to turn those suckers off.
If you pick up Dispatch don't hesitate to turn those suckers off.
There's a lot of choices where the story will just fudge it so you basically end up in the same place either way, or if you screw up a minigame or QTE it'll usually just say actually you did manage it
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I will say, I've never played a game where quicktime events feel so completely perfunctory, which considering I've played THREE David Cage games is impressive.
If you pick up Dispatch don't hesitate to turn those suckers off.
If you pick up Dispatch don't hesitate to turn those suckers off.
Whenever there's a fourth entry in a series with 'war' in the title it's always profoundly disappointing when they don't replace the word with the number.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Whenever there's a fourth entry in a series with 'war' in the title it's always profoundly disappointing when they don't replace the word with the number.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
Gears of Four
God of Four
Dawn of Four
All missed opportunities.
Ey yo 40K's pretty fun when you run an army that doesn't instantly die and has weapons that do anything.
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Ey yo 40K's pretty fun when you run an army that doesn't instantly die and has weapons that do anything.
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This guy's out here causing problems on purpose
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This guy's out here causing problems on purpose