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Alanosaur 🦕
@alanosaurus.bsky.social
Came for the telly, 📺 stayed for the telly. 🎥 Currently peering in on #bbuk 👁️; munching on #GBBO 🍰 ; sashaying to press play on #DragRaceUK; & faithful ⚔️ to #TheTraitors, worldwide. 💁🏼‍♂️
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TEJA?! ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING? When an unrepentant Tory beast and a Tommy Ten-Names sympathiser are still in there? Ridiculous. #bbuk
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Final eviction

vote Jenny or shove your vote up your hole.
#BBUK 👁
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’ve put all my initial votes on Jenny to win #bbuk. I stopped watching that episode and for the first time I’ve had the option I didn’t watch #bbll and I won’t be other than the edits of my favourites and not-fussed-abouts. I can’t watch another series of those fashy fannies. 🤮
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What time are the re-opened #bbuk final votes usually at? I may have to excuse myself from something. I haven’t seen it since Yinrun’s year.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Very pessimistic but I shall fight anyway #BBUK
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That’s one of the worst episodes of #bbuk I’ve ever seen. Literally made e feel sick.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’ll be relying on hashtag heads ups tomorrow on when the votes are open to try to help make sure the fascists don’t get far/win. #bbuk
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November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is fucked. Stick your fascists up your hole. I’m out. #bbuk
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November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Stoopid fucking PUBLIC. #bbuk
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November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m caught between cringe and ASMR. #bbuk
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Who is going to tell Tommy McRobinson texting on your phone on a date and drink driving aren’t comparable and wasn’t what Richard was driving at in terms of past socially acceptable unhealthy behaviours? 🥴 Could you imagine trying to have an intelligent conversation with him? 🫣 I’d take Elsa. #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Jordan has earned his keep this year on #bbll. Dying at him not wanting to crown any of Baby Fash, Tate, and Marcus. #bbuk 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
JoJo’s Jenny accent went from Scotland to Jamaica and back again. #bbll #bbuk 😂
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November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This is such an anti-climactic way to do the last (probably) back door eviction. We were all pumped to see them tonight. #bbll #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Jordan has realised who his Mr Heckles is and it’s Richard. #bbll #bbuk
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November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Farida is gonna sell out arenas with E.N.E.R.G.Y. 🙂‍↔️✨ #bbll #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sam is absolutely fuming on socials itv never publicised his flourishing recording career. Yet here I am voting Farida’s Hot Tub Sessions for Best Original Song. #bbuk #bbll
November 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Caroline’s roast isn’t funny at all because she doesn’t/couldn’t understand it’s not about actually being mean. #bbll #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Think Cammy B has his branded merch on and they’re not showing it. #bbll #bbuk 😂
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Jenny would never sabotage her Cam. So uncalled for from Zeze. She asked him a direct a question about politics and got an answer. He’s a centrist. Which tracks. Not a fan of centrism myself because reasons but it’s completely consistent with his personality that’s rooted in moderation. #bbll #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You can’t be serious they’re dragging this out till tomorrow? #bbll #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The north of Ireland isn’t and never has been ‘part of Britain’. There’s why this post of England’s empire has been rebranded the UK since 1801 you dummy English nativist fuck. I can’t take much more of this. #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Is the north of Ireland fuck more prosperous under English colonialism. Tory Spice knows shit about history or political reality. It’s one of try mode impoverished parts of Europe because of partition. I can’t even with his clueless clown. #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The NHS is a religious cult? Okay, Fascist. #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Jenny: ‘Mousey, two hands up if Ireland 🇮🇪 should be united.’ Two hands up. 🙂‍↔️ #bbuk
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM