Alan Mills
@alanmills.bsky.social
Former teacher, Ed Charity manager in Africa and trustee of various charities.
𝙄 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨
@alanmills405 (old twitter handle)
𝙄 𝙟𝙤𝙠𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨
@alanmills405 (old twitter handle)
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Benedictine teaching: “Keep death daily before your eyes.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Benedictine teaching: “Keep death daily before your eyes.”
Benedictine teaching: “Keep death daily before your eyes.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Benedictine teaching: “Keep death daily before your eyes.”
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"Creativity is intelligence enjoying itself" Einstein
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Creativity is intelligence enjoying itself" Einstein
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
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I watch a lot of American news programmes and I never cease to be amazed at how the right wing spokespeople always have a strange smile on their faces. They must spend hours practising in front of a mirror.
Proof they aren't vampires?
Proof they aren't vampires?
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I watch a lot of American news programmes and I never cease to be amazed at how the right wing spokespeople always have a strange smile on their faces. They must spend hours practising in front of a mirror.
Proof they aren't vampires?
Proof they aren't vampires?
Last weekend I walked into a slightly dowdy pub for a very dowdy meal when I realised they were playing John Martyn's "Head and Heart."
Everything seemed less dowdy, even their Sunday Roast.
Everything seemed less dowdy, even their Sunday Roast.
November 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Last weekend I walked into a slightly dowdy pub for a very dowdy meal when I realised they were playing John Martyn's "Head and Heart."
Everything seemed less dowdy, even their Sunday Roast.
Everything seemed less dowdy, even their Sunday Roast.
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"I believe God invented man because He was disappointed in the monkey" Mark Twain
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"I believe God invented man because He was disappointed in the monkey" Mark Twain
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
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Donald's enduring love for Donald is beyond dispute,
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Donald's enduring love for Donald is beyond dispute,
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
"I believe God invented man because He was disappointed in the monkey" Mark Twain
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"I believe God invented man because He was disappointed in the monkey" Mark Twain
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
I believe God made Trump because she had spare cotton-candy
Donald's enduring love for Donald is beyond dispute,
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Donald's enduring love for Donald is beyond dispute,
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
but his incessant, ceaseless, perpetual, whiney posts are like that fruit.
Bananas
#TrumpPoetry
I watch a lot of American news programmes and I never cease to be amazed at how the right wing spokespeople always have a strange smile on their faces. They must spend hours practising in front of a mirror.
Proof they aren't vampires?
Proof they aren't vampires?
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I watch a lot of American news programmes and I never cease to be amazed at how the right wing spokespeople always have a strange smile on their faces. They must spend hours practising in front of a mirror.
Proof they aren't vampires?
Proof they aren't vampires?
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They get paid a pittance. They work shit jobs. I know two who have 1sts from UCL and KINGS, both working nights in Wagamama. Fuck off Nigel.
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
They get paid a pittance. They work shit jobs. I know two who have 1sts from UCL and KINGS, both working nights in Wagamama. Fuck off Nigel.
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A PORTRAIT OF THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE'D MADE A MISTAKE BUT KNEW HE HAD BEEN MISTAKEN
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A PORTRAIT OF THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE'D MADE A MISTAKE BUT KNEW HE HAD BEEN MISTAKEN
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CC: Nobel Peace Prize committee
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
CC: Nobel Peace Prize committee
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I buy a poppy each year because my mother told me it was a sign of respect for the fallen of all wars & she lived through one.
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I buy a poppy each year because my mother told me it was a sign of respect for the fallen of all wars & she lived through one.
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
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The mornin' sun when it's in my face really shows my age
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The mornin' sun when it's in my face really shows my age
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
I buy a poppy each year because my mother told me it was a sign of respect for the fallen of all wars & she lived through one.
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I buy a poppy each year because my mother told me it was a sign of respect for the fallen of all wars & she lived through one.
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
But really the only way to respect the fallen is to never allow any more to fall
"Creativity is intelligence enjoying itself" Einstein
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"Creativity is intelligence enjoying itself" Einstein
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
"Creationism is intelligence taking the day off" Mills
The mornin' sun when it's in my face really shows my age
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The mornin' sun when it's in my face really shows my age
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
They laughed at all of my jokes, oh hell, I didn't need to coax
Oh, #MAGA, no need to try any more
All I did was wreck your bed, and in the morning, kick you in the head
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I went upstairs for something and when I got there I'd forgotten what it was. Came down so embarrassed I told my wife I'd got what I needed . Either I'm going senile or I'm turning into DonaldTrump
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I went upstairs for something and when I got there I'd forgotten what it was. Came down so embarrassed I told my wife I'd got what I needed . Either I'm going senile or I'm turning into DonaldTrump
I went upstairs for something and when I got there I'd forgotten what it was. Came down so embarrassed I told my wife I'd got what I needed . Either I'm going senile or I'm turning into DonaldTrump
October 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I went upstairs for something and when I got there I'd forgotten what it was. Came down so embarrassed I told my wife I'd got what I needed . Either I'm going senile or I'm turning into DonaldTrump
A PORTRAIT OF THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE'D MADE A MISTAKE BUT KNEW HE HAD BEEN MISTAKEN
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A PORTRAIT OF THE MAN WHO THOUGHT HE'D MADE A MISTAKE BUT KNEW HE HAD BEEN MISTAKEN
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A man is judged by the company he keeps.
October 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
A man is judged by the company he keeps.
@greenparty.org.uk I searched for the Basingstoke Green Party and was presented with an out of date website and no information.
Is there a Basingstoke Green Party?
Is there a Basingstoke Green Party?
October 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@greenparty.org.uk I searched for the Basingstoke Green Party and was presented with an out of date website and no information.
Is there a Basingstoke Green Party?
Is there a Basingstoke Green Party?
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Farage and his cronies aren't worried about Human Rights because most of them aren't human.
October 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Farage and his cronies aren't worried about Human Rights because most of them aren't human.