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Mostly here for the books and the boners.
My biological clock is tickin’. Like. This.
Mostly here for the books and the boners.
My biological clock is tickin’. Like. This.
Noooo, no I am not horrendously stoned watching old bootlegs of The Color Purple
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Noooo, no I am not horrendously stoned watching old bootlegs of The Color Purple
Just informed that some people live life without their jaw permanently clenched?
Not convinced this is real, more research needed.
Not convinced this is real, more research needed.
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just informed that some people live life without their jaw permanently clenched?
Not convinced this is real, more research needed.
Not convinced this is real, more research needed.
The things that a HAIM music video can do to my mood are unparalleled.
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The things that a HAIM music video can do to my mood are unparalleled.
I’m at the Netflix. I’m at the HBO. I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m at the Netflix. I’m at the HBO. I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
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Ugh woke up hard and horny
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ugh woke up hard and horny
Few things make me as h*rny as a perfectly roasted carrot
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Few things make me as h*rny as a perfectly roasted carrot
Praying the Elf on the Shelf doesn’t tell Santa I was gooning again.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Praying the Elf on the Shelf doesn’t tell Santa I was gooning again.
“It’s really, uh, sharp, don’t you think?
You know *Cloud Dancer* is this year’s pink”
You know *Cloud Dancer* is this year’s pink”
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“It’s really, uh, sharp, don’t you think?
You know *Cloud Dancer* is this year’s pink”
You know *Cloud Dancer* is this year’s pink”
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Rejoining a traditional gym after 2.5 years of only HIIT classes. Insufferableness about to increase tenfold.
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Rejoining a traditional gym after 2.5 years of only HIIT classes. Insufferableness about to increase tenfold.
Winterizing Thong Thursday because I still refuse to put the heat on in my apartment and accept that winter is actually here.
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Winterizing Thong Thursday because I still refuse to put the heat on in my apartment and accept that winter is actually here.
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the sluttiest thing a man can wear is white nike socks
December 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the sluttiest thing a man can wear is white nike socks
The epitome of a small victory is when the scrub machine accidentally gives me pants that make my ass look fatttttttttt. My confused post op grannies in for a treat today.
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The epitome of a small victory is when the scrub machine accidentally gives me pants that make my ass look fatttttttttt. My confused post op grannies in for a treat today.
Mother wanted me to come out in a kimono so we had quite a fight.
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mother wanted me to come out in a kimono so we had quite a fight.
I’m not entirely sure what this is telling me, but I know it’s very very very bad.
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’m not entirely sure what this is telling me, but I know it’s very very very bad.
My knees and lower back finally feeling vindicated
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My knees and lower back finally feeling vindicated
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Gay cousins are the celebrities of any family
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Gay cousins are the celebrities of any family
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I don’t think Heated Rivalry is actually very good, but yes, yes I am fully bricked up watching it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t think Heated Rivalry is actually very good, but yes, yes I am fully bricked up watching it.
Every single time I meal prep, I wonder afresh why we haven’t made a real life Smart House yet.
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Every single time I meal prep, I wonder afresh why we haven’t made a real life Smart House yet.