A.K. Allen
@akallen.blacksky.app
Aspiring novelist
IT dude
Dad
Socialist
Thought I was gonna make this my alt, but pretty sure this is my main from now on. IYKYK.
IT dude
Dad
Socialist
Thought I was gonna make this my alt, but pretty sure this is my main from now on. IYKYK.
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I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
If I ever wade into gun ownership again, I'll get a pair of matching pistols.
I'll name them "Black Lives Matter" and "Black Lives Antimatter."
I'll name them "Black Lives Matter" and "Black Lives Antimatter."
Just watched a clip of a Vietnam vet, refer to his rifle as a "smoke pole." So my ARs gonna be called Smoke Poles from now on.
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If I ever wade into gun ownership again, I'll get a pair of matching pistols.
I'll name them "Black Lives Matter" and "Black Lives Antimatter."
I'll name them "Black Lives Matter" and "Black Lives Antimatter."
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"Yeah you're clowning Kim K, but someone else who failed the bar the first time seeing it might also feel bad."
I mean... if they also skipped law school, studied with chatGPT, and went in unprepared bc psychics said they'd pass, maybe they should?
I mean... if they also skipped law school, studied with chatGPT, and went in unprepared bc psychics said they'd pass, maybe they should?
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Yeah you're clowning Kim K, but someone else who failed the bar the first time seeing it might also feel bad."
I mean... if they also skipped law school, studied with chatGPT, and went in unprepared bc psychics said they'd pass, maybe they should?
I mean... if they also skipped law school, studied with chatGPT, and went in unprepared bc psychics said they'd pass, maybe they should?
Every denial is a promise
Every deal is a swindle
Every insult is an compliment
And every accusation is a confession
If you remember this and nothing else, everything MAGA makes so much more sense.
Every deal is a swindle
Every insult is an compliment
And every accusation is a confession
If you remember this and nothing else, everything MAGA makes so much more sense.
Remember all those jokes in the 90s about what a Black president would do to the White House?
Funny.
Funny.
Look at what this garish, classless, tasteless fool has done to the People’s House.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every denial is a promise
Every deal is a swindle
Every insult is an compliment
And every accusation is a confession
If you remember this and nothing else, everything MAGA makes so much more sense.
Every deal is a swindle
Every insult is an compliment
And every accusation is a confession
If you remember this and nothing else, everything MAGA makes so much more sense.
Americans have been banned from Hogwarts ever since Lee Harvey Oswald did all those experiments with enchanted bullets...
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Americans have been banned from Hogwarts ever since Lee Harvey Oswald did all those experiments with enchanted bullets...
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He’s showing how to make necessities from scratch yall 💙 he has more videos on his TikTok
www.tiktok.com/@perfectopat...
www.tiktok.com/@perfectopat...
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
He’s showing how to make necessities from scratch yall 💙 he has more videos on his TikTok
www.tiktok.com/@perfectopat...
www.tiktok.com/@perfectopat...
How's the steak cooked/seasoned?
gotta find a man the old fashioned way. with a stick propping up a box baited with a steak
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
How's the steak cooked/seasoned?
First, the gods created women.
And the women were pretty, and they were clever. Soon they invented pottery, so the food would not spoil.
And the women cried out "If only the lids of these jars were easier to open..."
And so the gods, annoyed, created men, so that we might open those jars.
And the women were pretty, and they were clever. Soon they invented pottery, so the food would not spoil.
And the women cried out "If only the lids of these jars were easier to open..."
And so the gods, annoyed, created men, so that we might open those jars.
I'll open this jar with a glock 45 before I give a man a reason to be smug. Please don't play with me 😂
Same, I will hire out before I admit I "need" him
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
First, the gods created women.
And the women were pretty, and they were clever. Soon they invented pottery, so the food would not spoil.
And the women cried out "If only the lids of these jars were easier to open..."
And so the gods, annoyed, created men, so that we might open those jars.
And the women were pretty, and they were clever. Soon they invented pottery, so the food would not spoil.
And the women cried out "If only the lids of these jars were easier to open..."
And so the gods, annoyed, created men, so that we might open those jars.
Step 1: Get board to approve performance bonus package entirely contingent on boosting stock prices
Step 2: Do dumb shit that boosts stock prices at the expense of the employees, the brand, the customers, and long term prospects.
Step 3: Collect bonus and quit before ot all falls apart.
Step 2: Do dumb shit that boosts stock prices at the expense of the employees, the brand, the customers, and long term prospects.
Step 3: Collect bonus and quit before ot all falls apart.
Wendy’s plans to close hundreds of its restaurants in an effort to 'boost its profit and make its remaining stores more appealing'
Wendy's To Close Hundreds Of U.S. Stores
The latest round of closures comes on top of the 240 U.S. Wendy's locations that shuttered in 2024.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Step 1: Get board to approve performance bonus package entirely contingent on boosting stock prices
Step 2: Do dumb shit that boosts stock prices at the expense of the employees, the brand, the customers, and long term prospects.
Step 3: Collect bonus and quit before ot all falls apart.
Step 2: Do dumb shit that boosts stock prices at the expense of the employees, the brand, the customers, and long term prospects.
Step 3: Collect bonus and quit before ot all falls apart.
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The senate democrats didn’t cave over SNAP, you’re being too generous with them. They caved over cancelled flights.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The senate democrats didn’t cave over SNAP, you’re being too generous with them. They caved over cancelled flights.
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Oooh they hated my ass in high school Lmaoo
Is this live footage of me? 😩
Is this live footage of me? 😩
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Oooh they hated my ass in high school Lmaoo
Is this live footage of me? 😩
Is this live footage of me? 😩
They're gonna put out a press release with a bunch of FRED charts that clearly show that healthcare is still perfectly affordable and we're all wrong for thinking it's more expensive.
Because just look at the DATA!
THE DATA!
Because just look at the DATA!
THE DATA!
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
They're gonna put out a press release with a bunch of FRED charts that clearly show that healthcare is still perfectly affordable and we're all wrong for thinking it's more expensive.
Because just look at the DATA!
THE DATA!
Because just look at the DATA!
THE DATA!
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This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.
This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
Hell no.
Someone hits me with a $200 fraudulent charge it's "Tough luck, you shoulda been more careful, here's a new card for $25."
You fuck up and send money to the wrong person? "Tough luck. Shoulda been more careful. He's a new customer for $25."
Someone hits me with a $200 fraudulent charge it's "Tough luck, you shoulda been more careful, here's a new card for $25."
You fuck up and send money to the wrong person? "Tough luck. Shoulda been more careful. He's a new customer for $25."
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hell no.
Someone hits me with a $200 fraudulent charge it's "Tough luck, you shoulda been more careful, here's a new card for $25."
You fuck up and send money to the wrong person? "Tough luck. Shoulda been more careful. He's a new customer for $25."
Someone hits me with a $200 fraudulent charge it's "Tough luck, you shoulda been more careful, here's a new card for $25."
You fuck up and send money to the wrong person? "Tough luck. Shoulda been more careful. He's a new customer for $25."
It they cave on the shutdown, DEMOCRATS are agreeing with Republicans that they are the problem.
When you protest the Democrats over this shutdown and caving instead of protesting the Republicans, you are agreeing with the Republicans the Democrats are the problem.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It they cave on the shutdown, DEMOCRATS are agreeing with Republicans that they are the problem.
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never occurred to any dem at all including dems from illnois to attempt to condition reopening the government on ending the military occupation of chicago btw don't think we didn't notice that
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
never occurred to any dem at all including dems from illnois to attempt to condition reopening the government on ending the military occupation of chicago btw don't think we didn't notice that
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Happy birthday, to the heavenly 🙏🏽beautiful Dorothy Dandridge! 🩷🥰
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Happy birthday, to the heavenly 🙏🏽beautiful Dorothy Dandridge! 🩷🥰
What churches have money for:
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What churches have money for:
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For the all uneducated fools questioning KBJ
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
For the all uneducated fools questioning KBJ