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the beard what reads
Getting seniors off Medicare Disadvantage and onto actual Medicare is an unmitigated social good, especially if those seniors find Medigap plans.
Getting my “swagger” back by murdering millions of seniors
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just set up a networked printer on a new workstation at home in less than a minute.

I also have a 5 week old ticket in at work to get a printer driver installed on a workstation at work.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
You, a child: "That kid's name is Gross Man! LMAO!"
Me, an adult: "That dude's name is Big Guy! LMAO!"
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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imagine being this big of a fuckin loser
November 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Book designers: Stop doing this.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off
Cristiano Ronaldo is expected to attend a meeting at the White House, on a day when U.S. President Donald Trump is set to host the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman in the Oval Office, multiple sources have confirmed to The Athletic.

@henrybushnell.bsky.social & @adamcrafton.bsky.social
Cristiano Ronaldo expected to attend White House meeting as Trump hosts Saudi Prince MBS
Ronaldo's appearance in Washington, D.C., will mark his first known return to the U.S. in over a decade
www.nytimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (2025) is worse than its predecessor in every conceivable dimension (except one, because Julianne Moore unfortunately says the title phrase in the original, triggering a bizarre musical number, gracefully omitted from the home video cut).
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Man, I'm not paying five times more for your 2-post-a-week blog than I pay for WTYP pod. I gotta eat, too.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone should force Tuberville to listen to Jad Abumrad's podcast about Fela.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Felice, volunteering she would prefer hell to a free bus
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If my next of kin don't put "I COULD SMELL THE ONIONS AND MUSTARD" on my grave marker, they are dead to me
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Scrolling new podcasts and apparently someone thought McMegan needed another platform.
October 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Went to see my people
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Reading Watchmen again. Little touches like a sign in the background reading "badges not masks" hitting a little differently.
October 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Like many war zones, Chicago hosts a vibrant music scene.
October 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*laughs in republican*
via @acyn.bsky.social

Vance: You don't use your policy disagreements as leverage to not have essential services of government actually function
September 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I would like to announce that I shall be going into Sam Altman's home and helping myself to whatever of his things I'd like to have unless he opts out in advance.
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
After talking with a person who has seen more oppression than I likely ever will, I'm feeling significantly less anxiety about being labeled a domestic terrorist for "normal" political action by the ethno-nationalist christofascists puppeteering DJT & Co.
September 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Didn't know Schumer signed up for that ICE cash.
Talisman said he has flagged this Hyattsville, MD ICE incident to his representatives, including Democratic senators Chris Van Hollen and Angela Alsobrooks, as well as the Democratic Rep. Glenn Ivey.

www.thedailybeast.com/ice-arrest-g...
ICE Agent Drops Gun and Levels It at Shocked Rush-Hour Crowd
The man who captured the video said the scene unfolded in the midst of rush-hour traffic just outside Washington, D.C.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Ma'am the reason we don't call out "Charlie Kirk" when your drink is ready is that there are fifteen ladies here who ordered the same drink and told us they are named "Charlie Kirk" and literally none of you 16 weirdos come when called.
September 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
lol Comey finding out
September 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Just one of the top five search results phrases the headline to include the fact the victims were ICE detainees while DHS and VP characterize it as an attack on "law enforcement" (by which they presumable mean "immigration enforcement" which is different in law and fact).
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM