There’s nothing I love more than texting my husband random memes while he’s on a different floor of the house.

Nothin’ like finding out Thursday that your kid’s camp is closed Fridays.

They just dropped in new track at Big Thunder.

Is it crazy to go to Epic on June 2nd? Guess we’ll find out if my kids can handle an entire day at a park without a nap. 🙃

Why is Big Al not in any of the Country Bear Jamboree artwork from Wilderness Lodge rooms?

Stuff my normally sweet and reasonable 3 year old had a meltdown at Disney about:
- Bus did not have Pluto on it
- Sink was not short enough to use by herself
- Parade contained characters she was unfamiliar with

Full run of Figment holiday sweaters still available.

Boy, I bet it’s super annoying for Santa that all the Wicked dolls got bought up pre-movie release due to a printing error and now are being flipped for $$$ on eBay. 🙃🙃🙃

My dad’s been dead for 15 years, but I still use his phone number to get my CVS coupons. 🤷‍♀️

Too distraught over my beloved Muppets to function, but not enough to not give a hearty good riddance to Mama Melrose.

My pandemic baby is finally old enough to get her own house on our Animal Crossing island. 😭