@aggiezoe.bsky.social
It's one of life's minor cruelties that citrus season so perfectly aligns with cracking skin around my fingernails season.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's one of life's minor cruelties that citrus season so perfectly aligns with cracking skin around my fingernails season.
I made a note to myself in my reminder app that just says "love lies oozing" which I recognize as a discworld reference, but I have NO idea why I needed to remind myself of it.
And it's in my grocery list.
And it's in my grocery list.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I made a note to myself in my reminder app that just says "love lies oozing" which I recognize as a discworld reference, but I have NO idea why I needed to remind myself of it.
And it's in my grocery list.
And it's in my grocery list.
Jeez. Current search results on gift ideas for my mom's 83rd birthday: Pill organizer, fall detector, wheel chair blanket. That will cheer her right up.
September 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Jeez. Current search results on gift ideas for my mom's 83rd birthday: Pill organizer, fall detector, wheel chair blanket. That will cheer her right up.
Too much of my professional life involves the questions:
1) What the hell is this?
2) What is it floating in?
1) What the hell is this?
2) What is it floating in?
August 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Too much of my professional life involves the questions:
1) What the hell is this?
2) What is it floating in?
1) What the hell is this?
2) What is it floating in?
The secret to homemade meals when you work an early schedule is to prep something as soon as you walk in the door. Then later when you absolutely can't stand the thought of getting up and cooking, you've already "wasted" ingredients.
August 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The secret to homemade meals when you work an early schedule is to prep something as soon as you walk in the door. Then later when you absolutely can't stand the thought of getting up and cooking, you've already "wasted" ingredients.
If I email or text you and your response is to send me your phone number for a voice call then we cannot be friends.
August 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If I email or text you and your response is to send me your phone number for a voice call then we cannot be friends.
Normalize having potable ice machines in all work places.
July 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Normalize having potable ice machines in all work places.
Out right, in my soul, exhausted and just employing the phrase "Use your judgement." a lot.
Turns out they don't have that, and I am more exhausted.
Turns out they don't have that, and I am more exhausted.
July 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Out right, in my soul, exhausted and just employing the phrase "Use your judgement." a lot.
Turns out they don't have that, and I am more exhausted.
Turns out they don't have that, and I am more exhausted.
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In today’s Letter, @hcrichardson.bsky.social describes how ordinary people stood against one of the most powerful Empires in history. Stand up! Rise up! Together we do this. #nokings #nokingsday
June 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
In today’s Letter, @hcrichardson.bsky.social describes how ordinary people stood against one of the most powerful Empires in history. Stand up! Rise up! Together we do this. #nokings #nokingsday
What exactly is Gen Z's beef with indexes? The Joy of Cooking is 900+ pages long but she'd rather flip through all of them than look up "waffles" in the damn index.
June 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What exactly is Gen Z's beef with indexes? The Joy of Cooking is 900+ pages long but she'd rather flip through all of them than look up "waffles" in the damn index.
There should just be one day a year where all your passwords expire and all the major updates hit. It should be a national holiday. Taxes on liquor and junk food wouldn't apply and we just all stay home and deal with the nightmare of it all at once, and in our underwear w/ a margarita in hand.
May 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There should just be one day a year where all your passwords expire and all the major updates hit. It should be a national holiday. Taxes on liquor and junk food wouldn't apply and we just all stay home and deal with the nightmare of it all at once, and in our underwear w/ a margarita in hand.
Milton the flower gecko. (photo and crown by Moxie)
May 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Milton the flower gecko. (photo and crown by Moxie)
If your AI assistant actually makes my user experience more frustrating for all the having to dismiss helpful suggestions, perhaps you should send it back to R&D.
May 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If your AI assistant actually makes my user experience more frustrating for all the having to dismiss helpful suggestions, perhaps you should send it back to R&D.
Things you say to your extroverted partner: You can ask your friends over if you want. As long as I don't have to put on a bra or go talk to them.
April 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Things you say to your extroverted partner: You can ask your friends over if you want. As long as I don't have to put on a bra or go talk to them.
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He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
He fired the black chairman of the joint chiefs for being woke and hired his brother.
Rubrics and gifted kids who are easily bored but have no tendency to people please are really a bad combo. You've given her a script she can follow w/o breaking a sweat so she turns in something unproblematic and bland, gets an A, and continues in her "Just tell me where to stand" attitude on life.
March 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Rubrics and gifted kids who are easily bored but have no tendency to people please are really a bad combo. You've given her a script she can follow w/o breaking a sweat so she turns in something unproblematic and bland, gets an A, and continues in her "Just tell me where to stand" attitude on life.
Whoever accepts freight in your org, just know that you don't pay them enough. And your doors aren't wide enough.
March 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Whoever accepts freight in your org, just know that you don't pay them enough. And your doors aren't wide enough.
Why did I not expect that buying this woman child hair scissors would result in a 100% increase in the amount of hair in my bathroom floor?
March 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why did I not expect that buying this woman child hair scissors would result in a 100% increase in the amount of hair in my bathroom floor?
Why have I started watching the 1985 version of Anne of Green Gables again when I know that Matthew dies every. single. time?
February 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Why have I started watching the 1985 version of Anne of Green Gables again when I know that Matthew dies every. single. time?
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
That feeling on the morning a woman turns 40 that she no longer has any fucks to give? They should put that in a vaccine and shoot it in to my 14 year old over apologizing daughter.
February 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
That feeling on the morning a woman turns 40 that she no longer has any fucks to give? They should put that in a vaccine and shoot it in to my 14 year old over apologizing daughter.
People w/ a legit phobia of flying that have to travel soon need all this talk of AI running planes to stop at once.
February 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People w/ a legit phobia of flying that have to travel soon need all this talk of AI running planes to stop at once.
Recent Texas expat living in Vermont and I really love it here. But man.... your food sucks.
January 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Recent Texas expat living in Vermont and I really love it here. But man.... your food sucks.