Tom Danger
@afunghoul.bsky.social
Pickled Punk. Not an expert in anything. /G\. Skeleton Army. Toy Show Promoter. South Jersey. Fuzzy Franken Berry stan. Curator of @retronewsads.bsky.social. Kayfabe Forever.
Trying to talk one of our customers into buying a Ghostbusters lottery ticket so I can have it when they inevitably lose. No biters yet
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trying to talk one of our customers into buying a Ghostbusters lottery ticket so I can have it when they inevitably lose. No biters yet
Jason went to Hell, promptly lost his pants. Story at 11
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Jason went to Hell, promptly lost his pants. Story at 11
Share a favorite black and white movie.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Share a favorite black and white movie.
Kids these days don’t even know how is babby formed
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Kids these days don’t even know how is babby formed
Heads up Jersey and Jersey adjacent peeps…NJ Lottery has a Ghostbusters Fast Play ticket on the market. Fast Play games are like scratch offs without the scratching: they play from the machine. Ten bucks though…
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Heads up Jersey and Jersey adjacent peeps…NJ Lottery has a Ghostbusters Fast Play ticket on the market. Fast Play games are like scratch offs without the scratching: they play from the machine. Ten bucks though…
Coming home from work to a fuzzy box of Franken Berry makes it all better
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Coming home from work to a fuzzy box of Franken Berry makes it all better
Finally found a Hing Fat Monster Tree over the weekend!
October 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Finally found a Hing Fat Monster Tree over the weekend!
1p, no Frankenberry🤔
October 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
1p, no Frankenberry🤔
DC and Mattel teamed up to reboot She Ra toys as a Wonder Woman themed line and presented at the 93 Toy Fair. It didn’t sell or get made, and the only item that actually did was this rare mini comic from Cinnamon Mini Buns cereal of all things
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
DC and Mattel teamed up to reboot She Ra toys as a Wonder Woman themed line and presented at the 93 Toy Fair. It didn’t sell or get made, and the only item that actually did was this rare mini comic from Cinnamon Mini Buns cereal of all things
ROM’s name in Spanish is “ROM, El Caballero del Espacio” and I don’t know why I find that so awesome but I do
September 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ROM’s name in Spanish is “ROM, El Caballero del Espacio” and I don’t know why I find that so awesome but I do
List 3 things you can talk about for hours without prep
1) Shaver Mystery
2) Madballs, Garbage Pail Kids and other gross toys
3) drugs
1) Shaver Mystery
2) Madballs, Garbage Pail Kids and other gross toys
3) drugs
3 Things you can talk about for hours without prep.
1. Time Travel in pop culture
2. Movie novelizations
3. Star Wars movies
1. Time Travel in pop culture
2. Movie novelizations
3. Star Wars movies
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep:
1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
September 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
List 3 things you can talk about for hours without prep
1) Shaver Mystery
2) Madballs, Garbage Pail Kids and other gross toys
3) drugs
1) Shaver Mystery
2) Madballs, Garbage Pail Kids and other gross toys
3) drugs
Wait, I thought Republicans *liked* politicians who act like movie mobsters?
September 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wait, I thought Republicans *liked* politicians who act like movie mobsters?
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We now know the Dallas ICE shooters name, Joshua Jahn, but we still don't know the victims names because the authorities don't really care about them.
"Anti ICE" seems like something and an ICE agent with a blue sharpie would consider anti ICE in nature
September 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Suppose they made rapture and nobody goes
Thought I was being raptured but I just farted too hard
September 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Suppose they made rapture and nobody goes
You know you’re a mark when you start randomly singing “John Cena Sucks” in the shower
September 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You know you’re a mark when you start randomly singing “John Cena Sucks” in the shower
Me over here thinking flags should’ve been half staff for King Cobra
September 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Me over here thinking flags should’ve been half staff for King Cobra
Reposted by Tom Danger
The FBI under Kash Patel was utterly incompetent this week, and the only thing that ultimately saved their asses was a father having enough integrity to turn his son into the authorities.
September 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The FBI under Kash Patel was utterly incompetent this week, and the only thing that ultimately saved their asses was a father having enough integrity to turn his son into the authorities.
Drop something GREEN 💚💚
September 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Drop something GREEN 💚💚
The Harpy having nipples is very on model for Archie McPhee🙂
September 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Harpy having nipples is very on model for Archie McPhee🙂
Autism doesn’t have anything to do with Tylenol. It’s genetic. We’re descending into the Lysenkoist junk science of the Soviet Union
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Autism doesn’t have anything to do with Tylenol. It’s genetic. We’re descending into the Lysenkoist junk science of the Soviet Union
Genie’s outta the bottle! Join us 12/7 for the SCTS Christmas Bonanza…just in time for the holidays, two rooms fulla vintage and modern toys, comics, records, gaming cards and who knows what else. Just $5 admission, kids free as always. Shares are appreciated🤘 Don’t miss it!
September 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Genie’s outta the bottle! Join us 12/7 for the SCTS Christmas Bonanza…just in time for the holidays, two rooms fulla vintage and modern toys, comics, records, gaming cards and who knows what else. Just $5 admission, kids free as always. Shares are appreciated🤘 Don’t miss it!
It’s only an island if you look at it from the water
August 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s only an island if you look at it from the water
Go home, E.T., you’re drunk
August 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Go home, E.T., you’re drunk
Reposted by Tom Danger
I want people to recall photos like these of the turnout (and politely waiting crowds) at the #ZcavengerHunt next time some fear mongering far-right goon claims NYC is overrun by crime.
August 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I want people to recall photos like these of the turnout (and politely waiting crowds) at the #ZcavengerHunt next time some fear mongering far-right goon claims NYC is overrun by crime.