It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Why is Mahomes wearing a plastic retainer as a mouth guard? That’s why his teeth are 30 years older than him.
Jalen Hurts on the other hand ✨😀✨
#superbowl

Daniel(s) in the Lions' Den (flipped), by Peter Paul Rubens, 1614-16, 📸 by @emfails

“My Boo’s a 10, but they don’t floss.”
Naw, they’re a 7 with nice hair.

If you’re in #Pittsburgh and looking for great music, come see The Freeloaders open for Bill Toms and Hard Rain at the Hard Rock Cafe.

On This Day in 1978:

I married my dental hygienist, Marilou York.

She cleaned my teeth & the rest... is history.

#HappyAnniversary2TheLoveOfMyLife. ❤️ 🎆 🙏

I just learned the Wachowski sisters wrote the red pill (a metaphor for social awakening) into the script of The Matrix as a reference the drug Premarin. This drug was the main (and sometimes only) female hormone therapy treatment available for a long time.

#Pittsburgh icons as a modern rock band.
Can you name them all?
Name this band.

“Merry Christmas, kids.”

*scramble, scramble, scramble*

“Mom, Dad… NO WAY! You got us fluoride!”

Tell your friends this is Twitter with fluoride.

Fun series of food icon meat cleavers , I’ve created a ton of these works over the years ! Still pumped how cool they look #meatcleaver #foodicons

For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.

A little (very) late on this, but gotta share this post by Gervonta “Tank” Davis who called out Jake Paul, who fights at 100 lbs above his weight class. 😯

Come follow me:

Dental hygienist, pit bull advocate, Pitt graduate, bass guitarist, boxing hobbyist, liberal thinker.

Remember that first post you made, how you had to find the right thing to sound cool?
Well, I know better than that, because I’m cool.