Thailand. It’s awful here. You’d hate it.

Lol they’ve just lost my bag again.

Leaving the club like

Rolling up to the club like

We’re on a date and you want to try my entrée

This is me on LinkedIn

This was my old one

Found my new Grindr profile picture

Day three in Rome and I have already eaten so much pizza and pasta I must have gained five kilos

I have been reunited with the bag. Excited to see if BA manage to lose it again on my flight with them on Saturday given they seem to be really committed to doing so as often as possible

Of course BA have lost my bags. I say of course because they lost them last time I flew with them as well. And out of the several hundred flights I’ve taken in my life all four times my bags have gone missing has been with BA. I don’t even fly with them very often. Amazing consistency.

Having spent the last seven days eating in America how, and I mean this sincerely, are any of you still alive?

What’s the lethal dose for steak. Urgent.

I suppose I can do same travel posts. Hello from New York

We’re going there then we’re going here

The middle of winter in the best city on earth

something like 80% of the phone calls I receive are straight up attempts to defraud me and no prominent politician has thought to make a big deal of it

Another app for dog photos