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Virgil Abt
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Credential-less bozo who somehow briefly got on Joshua's LawSky list. PACER pay-pig since it was 7 cents/page. Knitting theorist. Ancient UNIX and Lisp hackery. Knows the T cycle count for every Z-80 instruction.
This claim is quite hyperbolic. Lynching was always a state crime and has long been a federal crime too. All the 2022 act did was increase the sentencing for some things that were already federal crimes.
That is, it was congress pushing the "increase incarceration" button it uses for everything.
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Chat, I’m getting roasted by the orcas.
I talked to an animal trainer once who'd worked with orcas and told me about a time another trainer got injured in the pool and the orcas spent a few days imitating his thrashing, like they were laughing about it
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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The new British competitive knitting show hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley has been denounced by the knitting community of the Shetland islands for its imprecise portrayal of fair isle knitting and negative attitude toward a technique known as steeking
Shetland knitting group ‘shocked and saddened’ by representation in Channel 4 show
A GROUP protecting Shetland’s knitting heritage has criticised a new Channel 4 show for spreading “negative misconceptions about Fair Isle knitting...
www.shetnews.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Damn, less than 24 hours after Zohran’s elected I see a socialist flyer in Indiana for the first time. Guess we’ll soon be a the-other-red state.
#OnYourMarxSetZoh
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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In the case of the TRO application re: White House destruction, which was oddly free-floating from any complaint identifying a claim, the clerk's office has now entered its long-winded version of "What even is this?".
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71734...
October 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
October 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Yes, re: the Trump coin, people are citing laws that (a) are applicable only to paper currency or (b) are about specific series of coins.
It's still unclear to me that a Trump dollar coin would be illegal.
bsky.app/profile/abtn...
For the main circulating dollar coin, all the law seems to require is that "The Secretary of the Treasury, in consultation with the Congress, shall select appropriate designs for the obverse and reverse sides of the dollar coin." (31 USC 5112(d)(1)).
www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/...
October 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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May 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I can't believe someone made a bracketed capitalization change to the Musings of Everybody's Favorite President, and it was to *upcase* a word.
September 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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They sent in *the* public defender to handle this, the head of the CD Cal federal defender’s office. To give you an idea of how big everyone understood the stakes were for this misdemeanor prosecution.
September 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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cities are cesspools
September 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Judge Alsup did at least name and shame James D. Todd Jr., and I think this will likely be published in the Federal Supplement.
(which might have helped were "shame" still a thing)
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
People said we needed to accept that nobody could unseat Mayor Dickless, but life found a way.
September 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Here's the federal complaint and affidavit against Decarlos Brown for the Iryna Zarutska killing. I guess the statute does allow federal prosecution of any serious battery on a mass transit system, no matter how unrelated it may be to political terror or any federal issue.
September 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's sometimes reported that Tesla achieved all the ambitious goals in the 2018 CEO compensation plan, but Tesla only got halfway through the annual revenue goals, which went up to $175B. At the end of 2022 it reached $75B, which sufficed for Elon to get the full >$50B payout, ...
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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There's apparently a sealed affidavit that a USMJ found on 8/31 to be probable cause for violations of 8 USC 1324(a)(1)(A) and 1324a. The cause seems to be in relation to 4 named aliens. How that became 400 detentions is ????.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71273...
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Thank you for this recipe. I followed it strictly today, using a 1970s Crock Pot and $2.79/lb ribs. Eating it, I can feel myself getting paler.
September 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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It looks like the Washington Post Editorial Board membership was last disclosed on about July 30 (when it was Duenwald, Stromberg, Gebelhoff, McArdle, Hohmann, Porter, and Richburg).
Since then, the About section of the Op page has what looks like a link to a member list, but it goes nowhere.
September 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We learned that like comes from like, but now woke ants have taken that from us.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
September 6, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hegseth: "We won World War II with the War Department"

Ghost of Admiral Nimitz is gonna kill this bitch.

x.com/DeptofDefens...
September 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I am mildly obsessed with the stagecraft involved in this photograph from Tesla's most recent impact report. Sustainable abundance is Optimus watering a house plant
September 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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ugh now I have to write a postapocalyptic screenplay just so I can put this audio over the pre-title montage, thanks a lot
Melania Trump is hosting a White House AI event right now where she is talking about "first generation humanoids"
September 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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About time a district court said this
September 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My gastroenterologist has certified that I am a tolerant, high-quality bowel preparer. Best feedback I've had in a while.
August 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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this is so inaccurate it makes my eyes bleed
President Donald Trump signed an executive order mandating one-year jail time for flag burning, sparking a First Amendment debate.
August 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM