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Absol
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artist/programmer/x rank in splatoon
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Picture this exact scenario, but it started happening a decade ago and now every agency you work with won't shut up about you taking more time for less pay to correct their magic machine's mistakes and you'll have just the slightest idea what your games' localizers have put up with this whole time.
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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This would be way more funny if this wasn't so devastating on the devs who are having to suffer the excruciating psychic damage of dealing this garbage day in and out, not to mention the people who were already laid off for it.
October 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Everybody remember, never feel bad about castigating others for using AI or consuming AI generated media.

You can never be mean enough, this shit is apocalyptic in it's potential to erode the ability to think.

I mean it, hit em with a sandal if you gotta.
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Regarding Trump's "anonymous friend" who paid the military's salaries with a $130 million private donation:

Payroll is about $14 billion a month. Pay plus benefits including VA, Tricare, etc added to this is about $50 billion a month.

If the military actually does get paid, fuckery is going on.
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Experimenting with a different VHS Crunchin’ technique 🖊️🦑
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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guinevere
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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isn't it scary? to be an amusement to something above you?

#deltarune #deltarunespoilers
June 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I had to voice this b/c it is genuinely such a thing that Hank Hill would say.
July 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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lancer is one lucky kid #deltarune
July 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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George Washington if he actually looked like the Washington monument
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Magma skirt concept 🧡
June 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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June 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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precious tears 💧💧
May 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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this what i look like in my dreams
April 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Your jewelry leaves marks for events that haven't happened yet
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
elon musk
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The soap won't lather when you're being watched
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your bed is exactly 2° warmer than it should be
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your teeth are dreaming. Wait until they wake up
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Your hands aren't the same size since waking up
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The computer autocorrects to a language you've never seen
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM