Ass-tro-FIZZ-i-sist
@abilzy.bsky.social
(He, him) 39, fractional executive assistant extraordinaire.
🏳️🌈👨❤️👨🐕🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🌄🎮📽️🎭
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Patti Lupone was (unsurprisingly) INCREDIBLE. And my husband is hot AF.
May 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Patti Lupone was (unsurprisingly) INCREDIBLE. And my husband is hot AF.
The Pitt is so, so, so, so goooooooooood. Noah Wyle is incredible. Definitely not a feel good show… but so, so, so, so gooooooooood.
March 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The Pitt is so, so, so, so goooooooooood. Noah Wyle is incredible. Definitely not a feel good show… but so, so, so, so gooooooooood.
2025 is awesome so far. Colorado closed all Del Tacos “temporarily.” For those of you who don’t know, my middle name is actually “Barstow Del Taco.”
March 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
2025 is awesome so far. Colorado closed all Del Tacos “temporarily.” For those of you who don’t know, my middle name is actually “Barstow Del Taco.”
February 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Have you guys been watching The Fall of America?
It isn’t a show or a movie.
It isn’t a show or a movie.
February 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Have you guys been watching The Fall of America?
It isn’t a show or a movie.
It isn’t a show or a movie.
Yes. This. Correct.
February 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Yes. This. Correct.
January 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I fully launched my business last August. As of this week my books are full and closed. Pretty effin sweet.
#chuffed #chuffedaf #cheers #proudofmyself
#chuffed #chuffedaf #cheers #proudofmyself
January 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I fully launched my business last August. As of this week my books are full and closed. Pretty effin sweet.
#chuffed #chuffedaf #cheers #proudofmyself
#chuffed #chuffedaf #cheers #proudofmyself
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
January 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Cheers to Sunday. #cheersqueers #friday
January 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Cheers to Sunday. #cheersqueers #friday
January 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Follow Justin. He’s cool AF.
I'm going to give this platform a chance. If you love baking, support queer writers, and want to be in the know for my debut cookbook in 2025 then follow along. Only good humans here, please 💜🌈
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Follow Justin. He’s cool AF.
What. The. Fuck.
January 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What. The. Fuck.
January 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
About halfway through baking my Bundt for Feast of the Ass, today. Yes. I will post photos of my Bundt.
@dansavage.bsky.social
#feastoftheass
@dansavage.bsky.social
#feastoftheass
January 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
About halfway through baking my Bundt for Feast of the Ass, today. Yes. I will post photos of my Bundt.
@dansavage.bsky.social
#feastoftheass
@dansavage.bsky.social
#feastoftheass
Especially if it makes you hate yourself!
*looking at you Catholics*
*looking at you Catholics*
January 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Especially if it makes you hate yourself!
*looking at you Catholics*
*looking at you Catholics*
Oldest selfie on my phone…
Circa 2006?
Circa 2006?
January 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone…
Circa 2006?
Circa 2006?
Straight people, man…
Small price to pay to live with a low resolution jpeg of Pamela Anderson downloaded in 1995
Companies are now trying to sell AI robot girlfriends
Price is $175K
Price is $175K
January 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Straight people, man…
Are any of us supposed to know people other than Chrishelle and bob?
Okay I’m starting Traitors for Bob, and is everyone supposed to know each other?
January 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Are any of us supposed to know people other than Chrishelle and bob?
Like 79% of this bloke’s posts are funny but that’s pure gold.
How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
January 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Like 79% of this bloke’s posts are funny but that’s pure gold.