Abby Milberg
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Abby Milberg
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Frontend dev, photographer, geek, Australian Shepherd mom x2.
I regret to inform you all that I have not won $900 million tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I don’t have insomnia all that often, but when I do, I really wish it was possible to get up without the dogs taking it as a sign that it’s MORNING AND TIME TO PLAY
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Edgar the Bug has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Go home, Amazon, you’re drunk.
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Submitted my session proposal from #DrupalCon Chicago! 🤞 They extended the deadline to today - get yours in if you haven't already! sessionize.com/drupalcon-ch...
DrupalCon Chicago 2026: Call for Speakers
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October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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in 20 years, the most extreme, reactionary, "return to tradition" masculinity influencer is going to adopt this uniform and you'll have to calmly explain that this was once considered non-traditional
October 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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somewhere in portland, there's one person, or a small handful of people, who came up with the inflatable costume idea, and I feel like they deserve our immense respect for defining the obvious developing aesthetic of the contemporary battle against fascism
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Startup Idea: A safe way for CEO's to request staff members to acquire gift-cards...
October 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Three young bears ran right across the road in front of us in Gatlinburg. (I’m sure mama’s not far, but we didn’t see her). 😍
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just passed a church with the sign “sus is the answer.” I guess he really is Among Us. 🤣
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Super excited for my little weekend getaway to Gatlinburg, but the drive there keeps taking me past fucking Confederate flags, so it’s time for another edition of THINGS THAT LASTED LONGER THAN THE CONFEDERACY.

For reference, the Confederacy lasted from Feb 1861 to May 1865, just over 4 years.
October 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Nationalize all Golf Courses

That way, when government shuts down, so does golf. You'll never see another shutdown again.
October 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I've now had "Pink Pony Club" stuck my in my head for a solid 36 hours. Send help and/or tranq darts.
October 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I LIKE my hat. #Digicol25 #Upsun
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Really digging Grand Rapids as a town. It’s walkable, lots of cool small businesses, currently has a month-long citywide art festival in evidence on every block, and I walked by a well-attended trans rights rally within 10 minutes of leaving my hotel.
September 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Our own Paul Gilzow is presenting in 10 minutes on “AI chatbots for coding: Friend, foe or just another fad?” Check it out in Grand Gallery Overlook CD. events.digicol.org/digicol25/se... #DigiCol25 #Upsun
Session
events.digicol.org
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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I do not want the video. I will never watch the video. I usually won’t even give the video the effort of complaint.

I just want to read the news story. Give me the text. This would be my Ted Talk but that would be text too.
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 AM
All set for doors to open at #DigiCol25 - grab your coffee and come say hi to #Upsun!
September 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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The most accurate recreation of DS9 I've seen.
September 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
As one of only two developers working on the former platform.sh and updated upsun.com marketing sites (alongside only one web designer), this transition has been over a year in the making and was easily the most ambitious project of my career. A few highlights: 🧵
September 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s official! Platform.sh is now Upsun! Same foundation, new capabilities: AI-assisted setup, multi-cloud, preview environments, and a new organization, Upsun Flex. Learn more: upsun.com/platform-sh-...

#MeetUpsun #Upsun #WeAreUpsun #PlatformshNowUpsun
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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🎉 We are very excited and proud to announce that today, Platform.sh officially becomes Upsun, the cloud application platform humans and robots love 🎉 bit.ly/46ArX8S

#Upsun #News #TechNews
September 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM