Abby 🧏🏻♀️⚽️♏️
@abbyhammer.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/abbyhammer
Conversation starter. Poet. Seer. Way too comfortable saying what’s on my mind. Views are my own
Conversation starter. Poet. Seer. Way too comfortable saying what’s on my mind. Views are my own
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Abby 🧏🏻♀️⚽️♏️
@abbyhammer.bsky.social
· Jan 14
✨alignment✨ is happening all over. People who want societal and systemic change are finding each other and collaborating.
It’s important you surround yourself with the right people. Do an inventory and inspection of the people in your life. Release anyone who holds you back.
It’s important you surround yourself with the right people. Do an inventory and inspection of the people in your life. Release anyone who holds you back.
I should’ve known I’d end up in Sports Entertainment when I was choreographing dances to the entirety of the Jock Jams collection in my basement as a kid
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I should’ve known I’d end up in Sports Entertainment when I was choreographing dances to the entirety of the Jock Jams collection in my basement as a kid
Can’t wait for my family to gang stalk and harass me from around the kitchen table today.
I hate holidays. So much. Narcissistic abusive families suuuuuuck.
I hate holidays. So much. Narcissistic abusive families suuuuuuck.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Can’t wait for my family to gang stalk and harass me from around the kitchen table today.
I hate holidays. So much. Narcissistic abusive families suuuuuuck.
I hate holidays. So much. Narcissistic abusive families suuuuuuck.
For real tho 🫠 like how many times do I gotta say be direct with me
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
For real tho 🫠 like how many times do I gotta say be direct with me
What am I up to?
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What am I up to?
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
🖤
Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok
Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis
My car decided it wanted to crap out yesterday, and now I have to drop $800 I didn’t plan on spending on top of everything else I’m dealing with. So I decided to offer a flash sale on readings to try and make some of that back.
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My car decided it wanted to crap out yesterday, and now I have to drop $800 I didn’t plan on spending on top of everything else I’m dealing with. So I decided to offer a flash sale on readings to try and make some of that back.
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂
Reposted by Abby 🧏🏻♀️⚽️♏️
Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
November 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.
Finally got a formal diagnosis for what we already knew 😂 I’m officially #Autistic
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Finally got a formal diagnosis for what we already knew 😂 I’m officially #Autistic
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂
The one where the @brickyardbattalion.com goes to a ball!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The one where the @brickyardbattalion.com goes to a ball!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!
How much trouble can I get into today?
October 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
How much trouble can I get into today?
CINCINNATI!! I am in you!!!
October 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
CINCINNATI!! I am in you!!!
Why am I a magnet for weird dudes named Andrew?
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
October 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Why am I a magnet for weird dudes named Andrew?
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)
I’m in a sleepy southern Illinois town and yes, I will fucking riot and I’ll bring all my friends
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
October 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m in a sleepy southern Illinois town and yes, I will fucking riot and I’ll bring all my friends
If you need me, you’ll find me doomsday prepping on the farm. I fear we’re closer than we think 😂😬🫠
October 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If you need me, you’ll find me doomsday prepping on the farm. I fear we’re closer than we think 😂😬🫠
Lil cuzzo keeping the family business rolling!
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
October 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Lil cuzzo keeping the family business rolling!
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!
Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)
Time for another cancer treatment.
Now taking comfort pumpkin chai fund donations for post-treatment
Now taking comfort pumpkin chai fund donations for post-treatment
October 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Time for another cancer treatment.
Now taking comfort pumpkin chai fund donations for post-treatment
Now taking comfort pumpkin chai fund donations for post-treatment
October 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Man. Taylor Swift always writes music that’s so relatable it makes me trauma vomit.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
October 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Man. Taylor Swift always writes music that’s so relatable it makes me trauma vomit.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”
😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.
Where’s all the Halloween parties at this year, and what should I dress up as?
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
September 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Where’s all the Halloween parties at this year, and what should I dress up as?
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
Cancer update:
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
September 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Cancer update:
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc
For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.
Had two exciting plays in my first kickball game, but unfortunately the 2nd led to being jostled around pretty good, getting dizzy, and vomiting.
We got the dub, but I didn’t play the second game cuz I was still puking.
We got the dub, but I didn’t play the second game cuz I was still puking.
September 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had two exciting plays in my first kickball game, but unfortunately the 2nd led to being jostled around pretty good, getting dizzy, and vomiting.
We got the dub, but I didn’t play the second game cuz I was still puking.
We got the dub, but I didn’t play the second game cuz I was still puking.
