I Can’t Even, Esq.
@abashkirova.bsky.social
“Come on hold my hand
I wanna contact the living”
USSR survivor turned California liberal elite. Looking for meaning in life.🪴🔮✨
I wanna contact the living”
USSR survivor turned California liberal elite. Looking for meaning in life.🪴🔮✨
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Logging on to see all the celebratory tweets (skeets?).
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Logging on to see all the celebratory tweets (skeets?).
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Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but we landed on the moon
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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Saturdays are proof the universe wants me horizontal and surrounded by crumbs.
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Saturdays are proof the universe wants me horizontal and surrounded by crumbs.
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[me at the vet] here’s all my money, i don’t care, whatever it takes, do u need more
[me at my dr] a $20 copay, that’s outrageous
[me at my dr] a $20 copay, that’s outrageous
October 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
[me at the vet] here’s all my money, i don’t care, whatever it takes, do u need more
[me at my dr] a $20 copay, that’s outrageous
[me at my dr] a $20 copay, that’s outrageous
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It's been a long week full of terrible news, personally, professionally, socially, politically...
But we're still here. We made it. It's Friday evening and that means something. At least one good thing.
But we're still here. We made it. It's Friday evening and that means something. At least one good thing.
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's been a long week full of terrible news, personally, professionally, socially, politically...
But we're still here. We made it. It's Friday evening and that means something. At least one good thing.
But we're still here. We made it. It's Friday evening and that means something. At least one good thing.
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
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DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
DC No Kings: zero
Tell me again which side is violent?
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Happy No Kings Day today and everyday!
❌ 👑
❌ 👑
October 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Happy No Kings Day today and everyday!
❌ 👑
❌ 👑
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The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.
October 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The is literally nothing more American and patriotic than declaring: No Kings.
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"did you see what happened Over There on The Other Site?" no did you see what happened in yonder tree
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"did you see what happened Over There on The Other Site?" no did you see what happened in yonder tree
Justice for Joe. That girl is unhinged. #loveisblind
October 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Justice for Joe. That girl is unhinged. #loveisblind
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slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
October 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross
Convincing my bf to read Wuthering Heights (which I low key hate) by offering to read to him out loud and him going 😶 is just too much. I was doing this for YOU!! 😤
September 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Convincing my bf to read Wuthering Heights (which I low key hate) by offering to read to him out loud and him going 😶 is just too much. I was doing this for YOU!! 😤
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FOBI
fear of being included
fear of being included
September 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
FOBI
fear of being included
fear of being included
Either web design is hard or I am an idiot that can’t even figure out WordPress.
September 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Either web design is hard or I am an idiot that can’t even figure out WordPress.
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Another frightening day in the hellhole border town of San Diego.
September 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Another frightening day in the hellhole border town of San Diego.
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When people say “I want my kids to have things I never had the opportunity to have,” I did not realize they meant measles.
September 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
When people say “I want my kids to have things I never had the opportunity to have,” I did not realize they meant measles.