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25 | she/her | non practicing bisexual | american treasure
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fuck/marry/kill hits very different if you're chill with polyamory and/or multiple homicide
October 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
fuck/marry/kill hits very different if you're chill with polyamory and/or multiple homicide
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shooting the messenger feels so good lowkey
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
shooting the messenger feels so good lowkey
not going into work today
September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
not going into work today
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travis kelce went from one of the greatest tight ends i’ve ever seen to being the oldest of old man hoopers at the Y in like 700 days
September 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
travis kelce went from one of the greatest tight ends i’ve ever seen to being the oldest of old man hoopers at the Y in like 700 days
the news for the past week has been so bad people are tweeting like they’re on bluesky
September 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the news for the past week has been so bad people are tweeting like they’re on bluesky
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Epstein’s victims have said otherwise. Victim testimony matters. It is evidence. Trump’s allies have worked to discredit the voices of victims but that doesn’t mean they aren’t credible.
Kash Patel says the FBI has NO information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors to anyone other than himself.
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
SEN. KENNEDY: "Who, if anyone, did Epstein traffic these young women to?"
PATEL: "There is no credible information, none ... that he trafficked to other individuals."
September 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Epstein’s victims have said otherwise. Victim testimony matters. It is evidence. Trump’s allies have worked to discredit the voices of victims but that doesn’t mean they aren’t credible.
Okay, timeline cleanse
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy.
1. the 1975
2. hockey season #LGB
3. Fear& podcast
4. Ben & Jerry’s nondairy Phish Food
5. bald ann dowd
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy.
1. the 1975
2. hockey season #LGB
3. Fear& podcast
4. Ben & Jerry’s nondairy Phish Food
5. bald ann dowd
Okay, timeline cleanse
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy.
1. Birds
2. Taylor Swift
3. Weezer
4. Baby turtles
5. Naps
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy.
1. Birds
2. Taylor Swift
3. Weezer
4. Baby turtles
5. Naps
Okay, timeline cleanse
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy
(Thanks, @herooftim.bsky.social!)
1. Weezer
2. Sushi
3. Star Wars
4. The Beach
5. The X-Men
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy
(Thanks, @herooftim.bsky.social!)
1. Weezer
2. Sushi
3. Star Wars
4. The Beach
5. The X-Men
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Okay, timeline cleanse
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy.
1. the 1975
2. hockey season #LGB
3. Fear& podcast
4. Ben & Jerry’s nondairy Phish Food
5. bald ann dowd
Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy.
1. the 1975
2. hockey season #LGB
3. Fear& podcast
4. Ben & Jerry’s nondairy Phish Food
5. bald ann dowd
bluesky is back baby
a cartoon of homer simpson says football
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson says football
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
bluesky is back baby
hey guys what would you do if you thought you heard your coworker watching 🌽 and clipping his nails in his office but the door was ajar so you’re only like 55% sure asking for a friend
June 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
hey guys what would you do if you thought you heard your coworker watching 🌽 and clipping his nails in his office but the door was ajar so you’re only like 55% sure asking for a friend
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‘bsky is dead’ ok then explain this
June 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
‘bsky is dead’ ok then explain this
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i have officially requested a trade and intend to hold out until i'm dealt to a new sexuality. while it's truly an honor to have suited up for the bisexuals for the past 6 years i need to do what's best for me at this stage of my career
people are still posting that goddamn "pride makes my bisexual heart sing" comic in big 2025 and every time i see it i lose HP
June 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i have officially requested a trade and intend to hold out until i'm dealt to a new sexuality. while it's truly an honor to have suited up for the bisexuals for the past 6 years i need to do what's best for me at this stage of my career
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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
theonion.com
June 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
had the literal worst club dj ever in davenport iowa last night. bro if you’re reading this learn how to read a vibe nobody wants to shake ass to Since U Been Gone
June 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
had the literal worst club dj ever in davenport iowa last night. bro if you’re reading this learn how to read a vibe nobody wants to shake ass to Since U Been Gone
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this hasan vs ethan debate
May 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
this hasan vs ethan debate
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welcome back princess di
April 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
welcome back princess di
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Ugh I’m getting so many of these
April 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ugh I’m getting so many of these
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Since nobody really jokes on here except @505serena.bsky.social this is the funniest thing on Bluesky right now. We call that “Bluesky Funny”
William Shakespeare was born and also died on April 23rd. Incredible to think he wrote all those plays in just one day.
April 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Since nobody really jokes on here except @505serena.bsky.social this is the funniest thing on Bluesky right now. We call that “Bluesky Funny”
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bruno mars wants to yoko ono blackpink so bad
April 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
bruno mars wants to yoko ono blackpink so bad
the thing about going to the casino is you can’t play the slot machines with an impure heart. they can sense it.
April 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
the thing about going to the casino is you can’t play the slot machines with an impure heart. they can sense it.