Chris, the SpookySky Edition, MD
@1andonlychrisn.bsky.social
Perpetually tired IM pgy2, still a parody
Walking along the beach in Michigan during the cold fall-winter period feels like Emily Thorne from Revenge walking on the beach in the Hamptons after ruining the lives of no less than 13 rich people at a new year party
November 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Walking along the beach in Michigan during the cold fall-winter period feels like Emily Thorne from Revenge walking on the beach in the Hamptons after ruining the lives of no less than 13 rich people at a new year party
Reposted by Chris, the SpookySky Edition, MD
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
Me: i dont have rbf
me, minutes later: wow why does my face feel like it’s scowling
me, minutes later: wow why does my face feel like it’s scowling
September 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me: i dont have rbf
me, minutes later: wow why does my face feel like it’s scowling
me, minutes later: wow why does my face feel like it’s scowling
One day I’m running codes, intubating people, lining people, saving lives
The next day i’m spending 20 minutes in a room telling patients and nurses to be nice to each other
The next day i’m spending 20 minutes in a room telling patients and nurses to be nice to each other
September 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
One day I’m running codes, intubating people, lining people, saving lives
The next day i’m spending 20 minutes in a room telling patients and nurses to be nice to each other
The next day i’m spending 20 minutes in a room telling patients and nurses to be nice to each other
I have a check system to make sure I see everyone and get my notes, orders, etc done for the day, except i always forget to actually check it off so my papers have 1/4 finished checks
One day my med student drew this symbol said “i used it to summon you”
my symbol is my half finished check box 😔😔
One day my med student drew this symbol said “i used it to summon you”
my symbol is my half finished check box 😔😔
August 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I have a check system to make sure I see everyone and get my notes, orders, etc done for the day, except i always forget to actually check it off so my papers have 1/4 finished checks
One day my med student drew this symbol said “i used it to summon you”
my symbol is my half finished check box 😔😔
One day my med student drew this symbol said “i used it to summon you”
my symbol is my half finished check box 😔😔
A consultant referred to me by name to my attending and not just as “the resident” and i’ll be riding that high all week
August 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A consultant referred to me by name to my attending and not just as “the resident” and i’ll be riding that high all week
There’s something to be said about quiet beach days that look more gray than blue
July 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
There’s something to be said about quiet beach days that look more gray than blue
Last shift of intern year was yesterday and I can’t believe that I’m already done with 1/3 of residency
June 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Last shift of intern year was yesterday and I can’t believe that I’m already done with 1/3 of residency
Guess who’s going to present a case report at CHEST!!!!!!
May 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Guess who’s going to present a case report at CHEST!!!!!!
My notes look like:
Bad thing, suspected
worse thing, probable
Creatinine red on epic
-consult nephro
So his notes can look like:
Bad thing, suspected
worse thing, probable
Creatinine red on epic
-consult nephro
So his notes can look like:
ASSESSMENT & PLAN
Bad Thing
Worse Thing 2/2 Terrible Thing
Terrible Thing
Pre-existing Awful Thing
Unsurvivable Thing
- start CRRT
- will follow
Bad Thing
Worse Thing 2/2 Terrible Thing
Terrible Thing
Pre-existing Awful Thing
Unsurvivable Thing
- start CRRT
- will follow
May 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My notes look like:
Bad thing, suspected
worse thing, probable
Creatinine red on epic
-consult nephro
So his notes can look like:
Bad thing, suspected
worse thing, probable
Creatinine red on epic
-consult nephro
So his notes can look like:
No one:
Me, after touching anything that I drop onto the hospital floor: i just caught an MDRO
Me, after touching anything that I drop onto the hospital floor: i just caught an MDRO
May 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
No one:
Me, after touching anything that I drop onto the hospital floor: i just caught an MDRO
Me, after touching anything that I drop onto the hospital floor: i just caught an MDRO
The new pope being american is straight up Hydra, right out the marvel comics
May 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The new pope being american is straight up Hydra, right out the marvel comics
One thing I will never really understand is the sensitivity of doctors’ egos. Like if i were making (when i make) $400k-600k a year???? You literally couldn’t hurt my feelings.
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One thing I will never really understand is the sensitivity of doctors’ egos. Like if i were making (when i make) $400k-600k a year???? You literally couldn’t hurt my feelings.
This is an Alanna Mosvani stan account.
And if you’re not watching wheel of time, you should be
And if you’re not watching wheel of time, you should be
April 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is an Alanna Mosvani stan account.
And if you’re not watching wheel of time, you should be
And if you’re not watching wheel of time, you should be
Doing my nightly walk around the hospital and Crazy in Love comes on Spotify.
Would you look at that? I never knew they installed a runway in medsurg
Would you look at that? I never knew they installed a runway in medsurg
March 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Doing my nightly walk around the hospital and Crazy in Love comes on Spotify.
Would you look at that? I never knew they installed a runway in medsurg
Would you look at that? I never knew they installed a runway in medsurg
Gonna name my firstborn son Xarelto
March 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Gonna name my firstborn son Xarelto
It’s a small thing but my rule is you celebrate all wins, especially the smaller ones:
I submitted my first ever case report to CHEST for presentation at their conference ☺️☺️☺️
I submitted my first ever case report to CHEST for presentation at their conference ☺️☺️☺️
February 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s a small thing but my rule is you celebrate all wins, especially the smaller ones:
I submitted my first ever case report to CHEST for presentation at their conference ☺️☺️☺️
I submitted my first ever case report to CHEST for presentation at their conference ☺️☺️☺️
I went to the M&M store at Disney Springs and accidentally got half a pound of PB&J M&Ms
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I went to the M&M store at Disney Springs and accidentally got half a pound of PB&J M&Ms
We’re in Orlando for a universal and disney trip, so you already know what that means
Food blog time! - night 1
(Note, this will not include anything harry potter world related for obvious reasons)
Food blog time! - night 1
(Note, this will not include anything harry potter world related for obvious reasons)
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We’re in Orlando for a universal and disney trip, so you already know what that means
Food blog time! - night 1
(Note, this will not include anything harry potter world related for obvious reasons)
Food blog time! - night 1
(Note, this will not include anything harry potter world related for obvious reasons)
I’m dealing with a pretty nasty lumbar strain, and my mother and I are going to epcot this week. I just know im gonna get on a ride, get thrown around a bit, and next thing you know my top half is in the magic kingdom with my bottom half in the epcot version of france
January 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I’m dealing with a pretty nasty lumbar strain, and my mother and I are going to epcot this week. I just know im gonna get on a ride, get thrown around a bit, and next thing you know my top half is in the magic kingdom with my bottom half in the epcot version of france
🫨 is the perfect emoji for any situation, i will not take criticism on this
January 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
🫨 is the perfect emoji for any situation, i will not take criticism on this
Unironically threw my back out after slipping on some ice on Friday and have been surviving on a poor GI stewardship amount of Advil
Like someone’s GRANDFATHER
Like someone’s GRANDFATHER
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Unironically threw my back out after slipping on some ice on Friday and have been surviving on a poor GI stewardship amount of Advil
Like someone’s GRANDFATHER
Like someone’s GRANDFATHER
The republicans couldn’t even do their little performative tiktok ban right. Not even a full 24h?
January 19, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The republicans couldn’t even do their little performative tiktok ban right. Not even a full 24h?
TikTok down, time to busy myself building a bookshelf (ft my supervisor)
January 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
TikTok down, time to busy myself building a bookshelf (ft my supervisor)
Tiktoks banned so I opened up twitter to immediately see a tweet from a lady being livid, INDIGNANT that her friend wrote “buy gifts from my registry” on her baby shower invite. Not that there was a registry, that she instructed people to buy from it
I forgot twitter highlights the STUPIDEST people
I forgot twitter highlights the STUPIDEST people
January 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tiktoks banned so I opened up twitter to immediately see a tweet from a lady being livid, INDIGNANT that her friend wrote “buy gifts from my registry” on her baby shower invite. Not that there was a registry, that she instructed people to buy from it
I forgot twitter highlights the STUPIDEST people
I forgot twitter highlights the STUPIDEST people