kingchochacho.bsky.social
@kingchochacho.bsky.social
God of Fun. Do not ask for miracles.

Has anyone seen my medallion?
The fuck is up with all these accounts that just post the name of a movie with a screenshot?
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Everyone wigs out about the Fellow Stagg EKG kettle but it has a very basic design flaw:

At altitudes where water boils well below 212F, it will aggressively spray boiling water out the vent holes if set to 212 even if filled well below the max fill line.
November 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New Frankenstein was not bad but how did we let such shitty CG become acceptable, much less the norm?

Seriously, this shit is just embarrassing. Don't write a wolf attack scene if you don't want to put any effort into animating wolves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBr6...
Frankenstein (2025) / The Creature Kill Wolves Scene / 4K
YouTube video by Toshimitsu
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh look, the degrees that won't be 'professional' anymore just happen to be women-dominated fields. This is the dumbest, most ham-fisted way to try to convince women to have kids.

Nursing
Physician assistants
Physical therapists
Audiologists
Architects
Accountants
Educators
Social workers
Full list of degrees not classed as ‘professional’ by Trump admin
Certain students may no longer receive the same loan for their studies as what counts as "professional" will determine how much they get.
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November 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Republicans when they find out Trump fucked 15 year olds:
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watched Midnight Mass and jesus h. tapdancing christ could a show have more unnecessarily long monologues?

Every episode: 3 monologues and a too-long montage with an aggressively loud song.

Also you can't set a show in a modern setting and just pretend that nobody knows what vampires are.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
What the hell did I do to suddenly be inundated with workout/muscle posts?

Algorithmic feeds are so trash. Just give me the firehose, in chronological order, with the option to filter to those I'm following.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ah yes, it's the 'leftists' that are the problem. Not the people sheepishly allowing the Nazis to execute their agenda.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I don't even like this job.

I get great reviews from my boss even though I feel like I don't do anything.

I still get mad at myself when I feel like I haven't done enough.

Make it make sense.
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Forgot I made this.
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dick Cheney died
a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
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November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Be sure to check your child's halloween candy carefully.

Found an ancient arrowhead in one of my kids Reese cups that could have awakened her latent Stand powers (or killed her).
November 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Why do horror movies feel the need to have the worst goddamn dialogue and story possible just because they have some gore?
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Reporter: Loaded question with 0% chance of a real answer

Politician: Rehearsed non-answer attacking opponent

Reporter: No follow up.

Every. Fucking. Time.

The press would do more good for the American public by not asking questions at all. You're just a free platform now.
October 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
When it finally gets cold and motorcycle season and garden season both end at the same time:
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
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October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me cursing my strawberry jam because @michaelhobbes.bsky.social told me it would give it evil properties.
a group of men sitting around a table with the caption " you 're nothing but an unstable short chained molecule
ALT: a group of men sitting around a table with the caption " you 're nothing but an unstable short chained molecule
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October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
BREAKING:

McConnell seen wearing Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses, waving emphatically from office window.
October 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
IDK why people hella wig out for modern horror movies.

Weapons: fine. kinda funny, not scary

Midsommar: only thing scary is the music and the runtime

Sinners: From Dusk Till Dawn, American South edition

Get Out is the only thing I've really enjoyed recently.

Emperor has no clothes.
October 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me, every day.
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
WTF?
October 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
MacPherson v. Buick Motor Co:
I Think You Should Leave A Good Steering Wheel GIF
ALT: I Think You Should Leave A Good Steering Wheel GIF
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October 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The right not only doesn't care about their hypocrisy, it's intentional. They are flaunting the fact that the law is a weapon only they wield.

Wilhoit's law in action.
"There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
October 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When a bunch of innocent people die but the killer is (another) right-wing nutjob:
I Think You Should Leave Tim Robinson GIF
ALT: I Think You Should Leave Tim Robinson GIF
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October 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
October 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM