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Здєсь я клітором командую, запомнітє ето ліцо, гдє К.Л.І.Т.О.Р. там я!

#NAFO
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*russians: russian people, people who live in russia and usually speak russian lang.

It's a documented case of *russian people killing Ukrainian civilians. Civilians in civilian cars. *russian people are killing them like they are moving targets at the firing range.

It cannot be undone, unseen.
11 вбитих та 15 поранених на Київщині: оголошено підозру військовим рф, які розстрілювали людей
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💔 Bilytske, Dobropillia direction, Donetsk region. Another ghost town turned into ruins. A town that Russian terrorists came to "liberate" from life.
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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my piss sample is so outstanding, MAGAs want me to piss all over them!
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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I don't know about others but it is wild to me to be willingly giving this up as an engineer.

I'd rather painstakingly hunt-and-peck every character into the IDE than "save time" and lose my credibility attached to my name.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Маргоша відвернулася від трумпа так само як наша Мар'янша від президента-президента єрмачидла, що доводить, що споріднені душі існують!
Marge Greene comes back at Trump throwing haymakers. 🍿
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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💔 Russian forces have struck a police service vehicle with an FPV drone in the Kharkiv district, killing a police officer.
📸: National Police Of Ukraine
November 15, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Wow, 12 hours of grid power!
First time in two weeks.

#HomeAssistant
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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єто другоє ?
які вони всі огидні, фу
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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💔 Serhiy Vlasenko is a rescuer from Kyiv. In the photo, he is standing among the ruins of his apartment, which was destroyed by Russia last night.

Serhiy was on duty that night, Russian drone flew into the house where he lived with his family. The apartment burned down to the ground.
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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💣‼️ Ukrainian intelligence says Russia plans to produce up to 120,000 glide bombs in 2025, including 500 new long-range versions that can strike targets up to 200 km away (potentially 400 km), - Reuters

❗️Russia is currently firing 200–250 glide bombs per day.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When you are so bad at making friends, you literally support the bigger imperialistic axis than the one you are (likely) fighting with just now.

Oh, shi, let's make friends with some pooh who also denies the existence of a smaller group of people (just like ours).
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Kyiv 🕯️🇺🇦💔
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Four people were killed in Kyiv last night after a russian attack.
Another night of terror for our city.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Цікаво, а чи був у Черчеля Міндіч?
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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❗️This was one of the worst, most devastating attacks on Kyiv in the entire war. The city was under nonstop fire for nearly seven hours.
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
1. Позор нашого підара.
2. Схуя ти так не умнічав на абізян з сирійов що пів ЄС примушували набирать собі, аж до Польщі?
🇩🇪🇺🇦 German Chancellor Merz:

"In a call today, I asked the Ukrainian President to ensure that young Ukrainian men do not return to Germany in growing numbers, but serve in their own country where they are needed."
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Шоб ти міндічю злив 15% підар?
❄️💵 Zelensky: It will be a very big loss for the Russians if we can somehow get this money. Whether it will be a loan under the guarantees of other countries, or another option. But if we can get this 140-160 billion, it will be a big loss for Putin and people from his circle.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Bots are thanking china here:
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Кожен раз коли випадково чую\читаю гундоса, де він:

- доручив покращити незламність
- віділити більше несурсів на потужність
- підготувати підготовленість до %хуйня_нейм%

я ставлю питання до йобаних небес: а чому сьогодні, а не вчора, чи три роки тому, що ти робив сука всі ці роки до сьогодні?
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Нічого собі, попездів і роздав вказівки, а чому до цього три роки не давав вказівки, але аж от сьогодні пішов і надавав?
🇺🇦 Zelensky: We spoke in detail today with the head of the administration Ivan Fedorov about the support that Zaporizhia needs now.

And protection from attacks, from Russian assaults. I have already defined the tasks for the military, and we will give more resources.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Я ахуєваю з наглості двох сторін:
- наш підар провалює мобілізацію
- їхні підари шукають відмазки щоб не сильно напрягатися

Тим часом країна однією рукою єбошиться з переважаючим противником, а іншою має прасувати костюм і безперервно дякувати.
🪖 Ukraine mobilizes about 30,000 people every month, partners and military raise the topic of greater mobilization, - Zelensky

According to the president, the authorities are trying to keep a balance so that a sufficient number of people work and pay taxes that go to the army.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Треба ще міндічєй розставити по місцях!
🇺🇦 "If we live until April 1, we will win the war."

❗️The Russians are so actively destroying the Ukrainian energy infrastructure in order to provoke an uprising, — BBC interlocutor

BBC's sources believe that this winter is the last chance for victory for Russia.
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM