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Alexis Brignoni🪫
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🤓 Digital forensics nerd.
🌹 Mobile forensics is my passion.
💡 Opinions are mine and subject to change.
🎙️ Co-host of The Digital Forensics Now Podcast
👤 He/Him
🔗 linqapp.com/abrignoni
But they did bring me the SDCard adapter with no SDCard in it.

#DigitalForensics #DFIR #MobileForensics #AnySimilarityToTrueEventsIsCoincidental
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Lawyers are submitting court filings full of AI hallucinations. This implies they're either too lazy to check the AI's work or too incompetent to do it. If all they do is ask ChatGPT for an answer and can't even tell when it's wrong, why are you paying them?

They are making themselves obsolete.
Vigilante Lawyers Expose the Rising Tide of A.I. Slop in Court Filings
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.

Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The biggest tell that someone is a dullard is having no favorite bands or movies or some form of entertainment. It's how you know those "grindset" types are the dumbest fucks on the planet. They have no interests. They are literally the NPCs they bitch about. You're a cog in the shit machine
The JCO post about Elon not liking anything is something I've said before about a lot of politics poisoned posting addicts. People who never once post about a band they like or anything at all. There are so many like that.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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TikToker Nikalie Monroe called dozens of churches pretending to be a mom who couldn’t afford baby formula.

Most refused to help.

The results are devastating—and revealing.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-tiktoker...
A TikToker is exposing churches that refuse to help a hungry baby
Nikalie Monroe’s viral experiment reveals a devastating truth: Many houses of worship preach compassion but practice indifference
www.friendlyatheist.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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FRED HICKEY: “.. GenAI is probably the most over-hyped technology I’ve ever witnessed in my 45 years of following tech stocks.”

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/commentary/b...
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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oh cool an extra hour of 2025, exactly what everyone wanted
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Comics are way smarter than folks give them credit for. The social commentary is on point.

Screenshots are from Absolute Superman Vol. 1

#AI #DFIR #DigitalForensics #MobileForensics #GenerativeAI #LLMs
November 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I think about this in how the guy who ran MySpace sold his company and then traveled the world doing photography, while the guy who runs Facebook never let it go and has gone out of his way to destroy democracy in order to gain more power.
The desperate need to accumulate more and more at the cost of everyone else’s wellbeing should be classified as a mental disorder, and I will absolutely die on this hill.
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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My 401(k) realizing that the entire US economy is now dependent on the AI bubble not popping.
a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
ALT: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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1978 is calling to tell you why llms can maybe be a support technology but never a problem-solving or creative technology, with cites

also why so many stupid products are just copies of stupid products that came before, and silicon valley can’t innovate any more
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Never would he have anticipated computers that will give the wrong answers for the right figures and are celebrated by the “best minds”
“I have been asked, ‘Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?’ I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.”
— Charles Babbage (1864)
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
When management asks for an update.

Thank your #DigitalForensics examiner today.
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Imagine a browser where you type in “Taylor Swift” and it doesn’t even admit that her website exists. I write about Atlas, ChatGPT’s new anti-web browser that should come with a warning label. www.anildash.com/2025/10/22/a...
ChatGPT's Atlas: The Browser That's Anti-Web - Anil Dash
A blog about making culture. Since 1999.
www.anildash.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Video recording of the #AI in #DigitalForensics discussion with Scott Tucker and Alexis B. during Oxygen Forensics Legacy & Logic Conference in Orlando, Florida.

youtu.be/F-uNQqQBMCY
AI in Digital Forensics Discussion
Friendly discussion on AI in digital forensics by Alexis Brignoni & Scott Tucker at Oxygen Forensics: Legacy & Logic Conference 2025
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
😂😂😂
An OpenAI executive said GPT-5 found solutions to 10 "previously unsolved" math problems when in reality all it did was find online references to places where people had already solved them

techcrunch.com/2025/10/19/o...
OpenAI’s ‘embarrassing’ math | TechCrunch
No, GPT-5 did not solve a bunch of previously unsolved math problems.
techcrunch.com
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
🦄💩 at Volcano Bay
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM